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doorsexual

Being attracted to sticking your dick into the little hole that the the door thing goes into,in the door frame
Eric: "what's up mike" *humping door frame*
Mike: " uhhh what are you doing there"
Eric: "I'm a doorsexual" *humping intensifies*
by GIngerBreadMan December 16, 2014
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blow the doors off

1. To speed past another car.
2. To beat a car in a race. Usually used when a person won by a large margin.
"That guy wanted to race me...I blew his doors off."
"He wants to race me and the only thing he has on is a muffler. I would blow the doors off that piece of shit."
by Ricer von Chopsticks September 20, 2013
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easy does it

Easy does it. Go slowly and nothing will break.
by Light Joker January 13, 2006
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scotty doesn't know

(n.) A sexual encounter with a man other than one's boyfriend or significant other. 'Scotty' -- though once a specific reference to an individual with that name -- acts as the universal nomenclature for the unsuspecting boyfriend-in-question. From the movie Eurotrip.


(v.) To perform a scotty doesn't know. Usually used in present progressive or past tense -- i.e., "scotty-doesn't-knowing" or "scotty-doesn't-knowed".
(n.) Jack's girlfriend affords me the occassional scotty doesn't know.

(v.) Julie is scotty-doesn't-knowing her boyfriend every Friday.
by Fiona December 8, 2004
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evil doer

George Bushs word for people who do bad things.
Those damn evil doers did it again.
by Garrett March 26, 2003
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A Gentleman Doesn't Kiss And Tell

A play on the idiom "kiss and tell": "Kiss and Tell" implies a betrayal of confidence, typically (but not necessarily) when referring to an encounter of a sexual nature. While the phrase "A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell" was originally intended to end a conversation by making it clear that details will not be shared, it can also be used to infer that a sexual encounter actually occurred.

1) He honestly 'kissed' the girl, then later implied that he did by saying "a gentleman doesn't kiss and tell"... making him a sleezebag and not a gentleman.

2) He didn't 'kiss' the girl, then later implied the he did... making him both dishonest and insecure.

3) He did/didn't 'kiss' the girl but does not want to appear to be a sleezebag and wants to respect her privacy.
1)
Tom: So, did you fuck her last night?

Max: A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell *wink*

2)
Tom: So, did you fuck her last night?

Virgin Max: A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell...

3)

Tom: So, did you fuck her last night?

Max: Don't ask me about it Tom. A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell.
by Marauder91 April 29, 2016
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Blow doors down

A phase meaining to rock extremely hard to the point where the doors blow down
by Annihalation December 29, 2008
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