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Mexican Divorce

Leaving your wife's head on the side of the road.
Juanita wouldn't shut her fat face so i just got a mexican divorce.
by alejandro1182 October 11, 2011
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Divjot

The light of God.
Divine Light
Illest Person in the World
Lady's Man
Damn I wish I was as cool as Divjot, he gets all the ladies.
by The Truck Driva July 27, 2010
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dinotreasure

Dinotreasure is anything associated with Dino Martin that give his pallies pleasure. Dinotreasure includes, but is not limited to DinoCDS, Dinoflicks, Dinopixs, and DinoTVshows.
She went to the video store and bought herself some more Dinotreasure for her Dinoviewin' pleasure.
by kentsmokerguy July 3, 2006
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Divorcerary

The anniversary of your divorce / break-up..
Let's go celebrate, today is my divorcerary & I want to PARTY!!!
by Quasar2012 December 31, 2012
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divorce

The same thing as a tornado someguys gonna lose his trailer house
I heard Johns living behind Walmart after his divorce
by theholyhabenero December 14, 2013
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pre-divorce

PRE-DIVORCE

More commonly referred to as a Marriage, or getting married but with a variable and inevitable result in divorce. This is usually perpetuated by the female half, or fuck maker, by way of sabotage resulting in the PRE-DIVORCE maturing to a DIVORCE.

One could compare a PRE-DIVORCE to a CERTIFICATE OF DEPOSIT at a bank, except that rather than the inevitable fixed maturity date of the bank CD, the PRE-DIVORCE has an inevitable variable maturity date.

Also see: fuck maker
The only way to make sure that little girl don’t make a fuck outta you, is not to let her con you into a PRE-DIVORCE. When the milk is free, never buy the cow!!!”
by John D. Smith October 12, 2006
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'Nuff said.

Pretty much the same as your face or your mom. Can be used for any type of situational comeback that you can possibly think of with a touch of...elongated flair.
Person 1: You don't look so good.
Person 2: YOUR FACE'S SECOND MOTHER'S DAUGHTER'S GREAT AUNT'S COUSIN'S DIVORCED WIFE'S BAKA USAGI OF A ROOMMATE DOESN'T LOOK SO GOOD!!!
Person 1: . . . *walks away*
by RazerRD May 11, 2010
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