dickslap

Sex act, where a classy broad like myself takes the cock out of her mouth and slaps her cheek, then lips or neck and chest.

My boy turns into such a little pussy when I dickslap him. It's mah move!

by LoRr December 14, 2004

dicksplosion

When you get an erection that forces too much blood to your dick. It then explodes from the pressure. This generally happens when you get turned on beyond normality.

As two kids, Derek and Julian, sat on the sidewalk, bored, they saw a curvy mid-twenties blond female walk down the street. "Dude, look at HER! She's so fine," Derek said. "I'm getting a nosebleed," Julian responded. Suddenly, a loud boom echoed throughout the cul-de-sac and blood splattered all over the house across the street. "..dude, what was THAT?" Julian asked. "Oh, I just had a dicksplosion," responded Derek, all smiles.

by CoolBeansMan August 8, 2008

dicksplash

can refer to the sound of a the male gentalia hitting water or the actual spash of water as a result

When a man sits in the bath and proceeds to hit his penis on the water, creating dicksplash

When a penis is cut off and thrown in a swimming pool. Dicksplash

by cybercityoedo July 12, 2010

On Display

When you have to go take a dump so bad that you are willing to use a stall without a door.

I got the squirts so bad that I was on display in that restroom.

by Rex Feral FBI May 25, 2012

Dickslap

Adjective. A moron or jerk-off.

Sabrina:
Jared thinks that we get "french" benefits.
Taylor:
What a dickslap. He also thinks that the "cafeteria plan" means free food.
Ernestine:
What a major dickslap!

by Mary Kaye April 21, 2008

dickspank

A person who is an unbelievably moronic individual. Someone who continuously gets on one's nerves.

Here comes ricky. I can't stand that dickspank.

by MonCor August 27, 2006

dickslap

To dress down, or otherwise verbally scold.

Derived from the act of slapping one's phallus across the face of another in order to humiliate.

"They've violated the terms of our contract, perhaps a little dickslap is in order"

by OKI'llgobacktoworknow September 27, 2004