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Dickslexic

Opposite of the normal forward state...your dick actually is coming out your ass!
I was using the urinal but realized I was DICKSLEXIC...so i sat down on the toilet.
by Dick S March 30, 2010
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french dicksucker

Someone who is in love with France always wants to talk the about thegreatness of France.
Kai Freund, is the ultimate french dicksucker. He is always up France's ass. Yeah, fuck France!
by guido 20 March 22, 2010
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dicksize disguise

A method by which females try to pass off as males on the internet by referring to the length of their nonexistent dong.
They were being highly sexist in the chatroom and I just wanted some help with the flash game, so I used a dicksize disguise.
by EclecticBass September 3, 2010
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Dickcicle

An icicle that forms in a man’s nether regions when the sweat and condensation from his groin area is exposed to freezing cold temperatures.

It can also be used to describe an icicle that forms on other appendages of the body, such as the nose or fingers.
Hey, it’s cold out, don’t grow a dickcicle!
Okay, but you have a dickcicle on your face!
by Trininity January 29, 2022
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Dicklickerson

a mixture between a common profane word mixed with a verb and finsihed with what would seem to be part of a last name (hence- erson)
whats up kyle dicklickerson
by ballsackerson August 1, 2010
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dickkicker

Dickkicker(s) are a slang term for large boots (size 14 and up) that are used for kicking someone in the dick, or would hurt to get kicked in the dick by.
Ex 1: Lord, my dad got some new dickkickers, I really hope he doesn't kick me in the dick with those things for spilling his beer again.

Ex 2: Jesus look at the dickkickers on him! Those gotta be at least a size 16!
by Wambamclam March 23, 2017
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Pharrell Dicksuckers

DR. HO, UNCLE SAM. Two of the worst Pharrell Dicksuckers out there. Two Assclowns who have actually been brainwashed into that pure bullsh*t. Ironically, they're probably ugly, untalented lucky ass Nerds, too. They'll get pU dekcuF by me or anyone out on the street. Pussies.
by G-Union August 13, 2003
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