Dickmonger

A collector of dicks; derived from fishmonger.

Kyle likes so much penis, he became a dickmonger.

by SovietX November 22, 2009

dickanus

Someone who is being a 'dick' (as being annoying) and an 'anus' (retard)

That fucking dickanus is pissing me off.
Dickanus!
I've never seen such a bigger dickanus in my life!

by Roxton September 13, 2006

dickmatized

when a girl in a relationship is confused about her feelings because the dick is so good

Taylor was dickmatized by Nick's skills in the bedroom.

by Jack Stray June 20, 2008

Duckman

A person who is unwilling to spend money on anything, and prefers to blag from his friends or use vouchers instead.

Duckman: "Hello, can I get a Big Mac with this voucher?"
McDonalds Guy: "No, it's out of date"
Duckman: "Oh go on, just for me?"
McDonalds Guy: "No."
Duckman: "Please?"

etc.

by Luke O'Zade March 23, 2009

Duckmanton

Duckmanton the other side of the tracks of Sutton-cum-Duckmanton, the best village in England, once was a Roman village.

Place to live

by Richard Brown May 12, 2004

dickmatization

That stage where a situationship (after a sexual encounter) leaves you stuck and your no longer sure of your own behavior. Trance-like behavior where you let your partner get away with or conduct themselves in a manner that you know is not right.

Rashon had been stuck in a dickmatization after sleeping with her friend.

by ComeCorrect January 19, 2016

dickmatized

when a person ignores the fact that the man they are dating is an asshole/abusive/worthless because they just want to be in a relationship or just want the sex. its the converse of the term pussy-whipped.

"see, a woman who's dickmatized says shit like 'oh, no no, he don't be hitting me, i just be walking into the punches and shit.' now thats dickmatized" -- Sommore

by Chrissstopher September 28, 2005