dickshocked

for when you're so completely and utterly shocked that you get an erection.

"shit man i am absolutely gobsmacked. dickshocked, even"

by offesetorin November 14, 2022

Dickship

1. A form of relationship where one, both, or all people are focused on sex & getting or receiving dick.

2. A dick based relationship &/or a sex based relationship involving dick(s) whether casual, hardcore, romantic, or lustful.

*girl is cheating*

Girl: "I was on tinder for friendship"
Guy: "More like for Dickship"

by MalSmallz October 4, 2023

dicksheath

A synonym for vagina. A place to put your penis.

Dude, her dicksheath is bigger than an elephant's! I had to tie a board to my ass to keep from falling in!

by chanola August 28, 2007

Dickenshit

A word used to describe an ass hole police officer. Coined from officer Dickensheet of Springfield MO PD.

I would have been ok if officer dickenshit wouldn't have kicked my ass.

by PartyPowder September 3, 2011

dickshun

verb. verbal adj. When a girl tells you an elaborate story to avoid a second date

When she started telling him that her cat had a heart attack, Josh knew he was being dickshunned.

by Gregurff December 2, 2007

Dickshed

Slang for a slut or whore.

That girl has done it so much, shes a dickshed.

by ReDevil October 16, 2009

dickshare

When a man tries to get you into bed with an elaborate timeshare like sales pitch of his wealth and status.

He flashes his platinum American Express card and showed me pictures of the house he is building on the beach, trying to get me to go back to his place. It was like a dickshare presentation.

by Clever girl 1124 June 14, 2015