The gastrointestinal equivalent of a stay of execution. An urgent need to defecate is temporarily relieved by passing a small amount of gas, or possibly a sale on shoes.
I thought I was going to shit my pants before we got to that rest station, luckily I was able to let a few SBD's out and got a stay of defecation.
by GEGuru March 8, 2011
Get the stay of defecation mug.Chad could not have sex with his girlfriend before marriage because she is a religious Mormon, so he decided to shit in her vagina. She did not like premarital vaginal defecation.
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Get the Deservation mug.A woman trying to hold on to something that is no longer there in terms of a relationship and has not come to the point of letting it go.
Some of the signs include: managing
pages on networking sites such as myspace and blogspot and posting OLD pictures of the former couple to make them look like they are still together and posts tidbits about their life together, despite the fact that he left a long time ago.
She also gains friends and talks of nothing else except the personal lives of the former couple because the friends have no idea they have split up.
She also dotes attention on her animals as though they are her children. She is also a micro-manager. She thinks everything he does and after two dates,
she already says "I LOVE YOU".
A woman like this is never without a relationship. Each man is different.
Some of the signs include: managing
pages on networking sites such as myspace and blogspot and posting OLD pictures of the former couple to make them look like they are still together and posts tidbits about their life together, despite the fact that he left a long time ago.
She also gains friends and talks of nothing else except the personal lives of the former couple because the friends have no idea they have split up.
She also dotes attention on her animals as though they are her children. She is also a micro-manager. She thinks everything he does and after two dates,
she already says "I LOVE YOU".
A woman like this is never without a relationship. Each man is different.
by STGP February 16, 2009
Get the Desperation (in a female) mug.The night before Valentine's Day where everyone is trying to pick up a date and if you have a heartbeat you can get laid.
Friend: dude, go talk to that chick!
You: She is way out of my league...
Friend: Man it is Desperation Night! Magic is in the air!
You: She is way out of my league...
Friend: Man it is Desperation Night! Magic is in the air!
by J2theB December 29, 2010
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