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Cristiano Ronaldo

Probably the best footballer player on the planet at the moment. Needs alot of work to become a great but he has all the right ingredients. Just time will tell now.

Everyone loves to hate him, just because they want someone to blame, or someone to boo or hate. This hate is superficial and I think every true football fan knows Ronaldo is the dog's bollocks. Just takes a real man to admit it.
Fan1: Did you see Cristiano Ronaldo's goal today?

Narrow minded fan: Yeah, that diving cheating portugese scum.

Broad minded fan: Great player that Ronaldo. Love him or hate him
by hhhhheman May 31, 2007
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Cristian

Thinks he is hard missing out the h but isnt and is a huge tryhard
Have you seen cristian

Yes he was sweating fortnite yesterday
by Maker of Definition October 27, 2019
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CRISTIAN

The reason to continue smiling. The most beautiful and protective guy you'll ever meet. His eyes are the most deep and beautiful forest you can explore. He is a badass who live the moment, you'll never find Cristian complaining about the past. He is locked in the present and enjoy living it at high limits.
As a person he is the most beautiful, kind, lovable, caring, supportive, protective and VERY calm. He get's so jealous when his love one join the game. He love his family so much and he is a keeper. He looks good with a baby in his arms and everybody knows that he is the Best father. He never leaves you to solve your problems alone and always try to get under your skin, to know you better. He is the best and if you lose him, you'll never find someone better.
Sometimes you have to lose something that you like, to find what you actualul need, Cristian.
by Cris27A01tilexa April 15, 2020
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Cristian

Doesn't know how to make jokes. Is very unfunny.
Damn that kid is really a Cristian. Where does he find these unfunny jokes.
by Someone_On_This_earth October 19, 2020
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Cristiano ronaldo

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Cristian

A bit of an asshat. Will tell you he is a Love God but all he has to give is some geriatric moves and loves the term “juicy” when pounding you plus he has a juicy cock. Will refer to women as juicy rather than wet which freaks them out when he goes to eat them- steak is juicy, watermelon is juicy and so are mangoes but you eat them all differently.
Oh God. You having a juicy cock Cristian is a medical condition.

Please don’t eat me like a Steak Cristian, put the chompers away. You are not Hannibal Lector.
by Brown eyes 81 January 5, 2022
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Cristian Ene-Miron

a sexy ass motherfuckeer. his dick is leaked but women love it lol super huge and huggable.
Wow cristian ene-miron has dick
by BlackNigga56382 March 13, 2022
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