Crank

To cry and masturbate (wank) at the same time or to use tears as lube.

Harry: What are your plans for tonight Frank?

Frank: Nothing much, probably just crank for a bit.

Harry: Nice.

by cranker123456789 July 3, 2014

Crank

The act of vigorous masturbation whilst crying over an ex partner. (Cry-Wank)

I was so upset over Julie, I just put on my Enrique Eglasias CD and had a crank.

by Lenny734 April 3, 2009

crank

Crank to masterbate whilst having a shit
Cra(crap) nk (wank)

Guys i had my first crank today

by Cuzza August 16, 2007

Crank

A combination of the words "Cry" and "Wank" - Crank

My dad beat me so bad yesterday I had to have a "crank" to calm down.

It was a shame that Billy's mom died as she was so sexy. I was "cranking" all night.

I really didn't want him to, but my uncle "cranked" me off.

by YTL2000 May 19, 2009

Crank

A verb. To craftily masturbate or wank, usually in the same room as peers.

Dean: Where has Luke gone of to?
Pétur: I'd say hes off having a wee crank to himself.
Dean: Ah yeah the crafty wee wanker.

by DeanCleversupid December 29, 2009

cranking

To be using the specific drug crank, see Crystal Meth.

He couldn't see straight cuz he was cranking.

by jim_witness September 29, 2005

crank

the cramp you experience while enduring a long wank

Damn i ve been jackin for 8 hours now i have serious crank!!!

by mushroommonty June 28, 2006