poor couture

When poor, trashy people try really hard to dress in what they think is fashionable and cool... But it's hilariously bad, but entertaining.
This guy on "Life After Lockup" wearing the giant sunglasses, scarf, and fingerless gloves is poor couture.
by TrickLuvDaKids January 01, 2024
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Diaper Couture

The place trendy babies get their clothes.
Emily: Where did you get that tutu? It's so hot!

Bridgette: Diaper Couture, of course! That's where all the cute babies go!
by Mama Emily May 22, 2010
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mullet couture

(Based off the implementation of stay st home orders due to Coronvirus and the dramatic increase in Skype/Zoom work meetings from home)
When your attire resembles that of a mullet. Business on top. Dirtball on the bottom/back
I had a meeting with staff this morning. Never even changed my pj bottoms I’ve had on for 5 days straight. Mullet couture style baby
by mont5702 April 11, 2020
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Acrylitape Couture

Fashionable clothing made from acrylic paint and tape.
Gertrude's clothing is fashionable Acrylitape Couture and is highly collectable due to their one of a kind design.
by Gertrude Lives Her Best Life January 22, 2019
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gun couture

Guns and accessories with designs and colors to make them look beautiful or colorful to attract women buyers. The companies want the guns, the holsters and all of the accessories to look pretty even though the guns are deadly. gun up, guns, weapons, rifle, AR-15, machine gun, shoot, handgun, Gloc, bullets, police, gangs, terrorism, terrorists, holster, couture, fashion, haute couture, girly guns
There is so much unnecessary gun couture in these gun shops. I'm old school, I like black guns and black holsters.
by joecoolthefool August 07, 2017
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