Vomiting Commas

The practice of using commas and other punctuation marks incorrectly. The writer is usually aware that a comma is needed in the sentence they're writing, but is unclear as to when and where it should be placed. The amount of commas then used is so absurd that it would appear they had figuratively 'vomited' commas all over the piece they have written.
Email from Mark:

'Michelle, did you, want to go to, the park, and have a picnic, and maybe, let me, play with, your boobs, for a bit.'

Email reply from Michelle

'Mark, you're vomiting commas again. You're not getting anywhere near my tits until you stop being a fuckwit and learn some basic grammar'
by tincopper July 13, 2016
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no comma for the drama

A period of time spent dealing with someone or something's attention wanting: brouhaha: overblown theatrics or TMI
"she goes on and on, but i've got no comma for the drama"
"Girl, with a face like that, I might have a comma for that drama."
"Save yourself, put a comma in the drama".
by heavenlystates May 09, 2021
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: snap back comma (,) the old dusty ass trail (postal code 10457-2219 on the topic of zippers)...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025
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On His Comma

This is a time when a man is being uncharacteristically emotional and sensitive. This is a humorous comparison of a woman's period.
by Flint Sparks April 08, 2024
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comma whore

A person who is writing(say a short story or an essay), but uses too many commas
Teacher: How many commas did you put in your short story?
Random Kid: 417.
Teacher: Don't be a comma whore!
by 11eryxin February 27, 2019
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