Comma Confidence

The confidence one feels having learned where to place, and when not to place, a comma.

Tired of suffering from comma insecurity, Charles studied and achieved comma confidence.

by but for September 13, 2018

comma sutra

aka the gospel of hustle

a guide that details the zen & art of making money

a canon of scripture for the church of hustle

have u seen my copy of the comma sutra?

by meowz April 23, 2018

Comma

It's a man period. It's like a period with a dick.

Shit Greg must be having his comma

by DrT3nnant April 10, 2017

silent comma

opposite of an oxford comma; an invisible comma

I can't believe I got marked off a point for this silent comma!

by linguisticautistic.com June 15, 2017

Comma

A valuable piece of punctuation that could potentially save you from looking like a retard.

Often disregarded and ignored in the rants of angry YouTube commenters, the comma sits on the bottom right side of the keyboard.

"He's the best bitch"
Would be calling someone a 'best bitch'
"He's the best, bitch"
Would be calling someone the best, then insulting someone who disagrees.

The comma is a lonely button on the keyboard.

by Andromeda, Lustro June 23, 2017

Comma

A type of punctuation that is used when one wants to separate a thought a sentence.

I went to the moviesinsert comma then I went home.

by Bare Cheeker February 18, 2018

comma brows

when eyebrows are so over-plucked with tweezers so they're shaped and look like commas

*looking at photos from middle school*
Oh shit my comma brows looked so bad

by whatebitch May 11, 2016