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coca colon

The act of drinking so much Coca Cola that it detiorates your colon.
The doctor said, if I don't stop drinking Coca Cola not only will it ruin my teeth, but it will ruin my colon as well & I'll wind up with Coca Colon.
by newtdecay December 6, 2007
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Colon Fairy

Along the same lines as a visit from Tooth Fairy, a visit from the Colon Fairy is when awoken in the morning with a burning sensation on the inner walls of the anus from the penetration of a foreign object, usually a gay mans tool.
"Dude, Josh told me he had a visit from the colon fairy last night. The sad part is it sounded like he liked it"
by Josh Fusaro, Josh Mattscheck August 31, 2006
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colon commander

a homosexual military male who is performing the penetration
Staff Seargent Shute is Specialst Johnsons colon commander.
by Gary Neuman July 24, 2007
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coconut kiss

simply put, a blow job, fellatio or head - however you want to say it.

inspired by a drink called coconut kiss that looks like jizz in a bottle.
I totally gave Thomas a coconut kiss last night!

Omg did you hear that Emily gave Freddie a coconut kiss?

Where's Michelle? Oh she's giving Tony a coconut kiss.
by bethbabex June 15, 2009
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Coconut Waffledog

The act of a person sprinkling coconut on a fresh pile of dog shit then smearing it onto a waffle or pancake. ( Usually a waffle ) The person will then proceed to ejaculate onto it, after which he/she will eat it.
My girlfriend made me a Coconut Waffledog and after eating it my shit smelled like coconut for 3 weeks.
by shox178 November 30, 2011
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Colon Powell

Noun - The act of having several uniformed military officer voraciously sodomize a willing participant.
That girl will bang any soldier, she let the entire battalion go Colon Powell on her.
by DK sorta June 1, 2015
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Colon Cough

I have a bad case of the colon coughs
by Kat the Ripper May 13, 2018
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