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cluebag

a person lacking technical prowess. especially one who pretends to have it.
Person 1: I think we're seeing the beginning of the end of Linux, much the way IE was the beginning of the end of Netscape, SQL Server was the beginning of the end of everyone else's desktop database system, and Excel and Word and a good deal more also succeeded in co-opting technology and product options in the marketplace: The ever-tightening embrace of Microsoft eventually assimilates everything that it touches. Unless history is to be rewritten with this one deal, Linux never looked worse off than it did today.

Person 2: You sir, are a cluebag. I think you fundamentally misunderstand Linux, GPL and the concept of distributions. Please clue yourself in before posting this sort of swill.
by paul stew March 9, 2007
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Cluefinders

A educational computer game where four preteens solve mysteries. Joni: the brave couragous one. Santiago: The mechanical level-headed SEXY BEAST. Owen: the stupid guy who says dude a lot. Leslie: the smart ass who says big words.
Lizzy: So, Sofia, I hear we were the only two people who didn't go to that awesome party last night!
Sofia: Hell, no! I was playing ClueFinders!
Lizzy: OH MY GOD ME TOO!
Marco: I love you Lizzy, and your awesome ClueFinding skills. <3
by MrsRIVERAA!>:] March 20, 2009
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Cledanzaveland Steamlaper

Pronounced Cle-Danza-vland Steam-Lap-er
A combination of the Danza Slap and the cleveland steamer. A sexual act of extreme multi-tasking talent where a man squats over the woman's upper chest region and proceeds to slap her in the face with his penis shouting "Who's The Boss!" while pooping on her chest at the same time. Can be performed before during or after sex depending on individual Preference
That girl last night was such a freak that she wanted me to give her a cledanzaveland steamlaper.
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus October 30, 2008
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Cluedo

A game in which you need to find out who the murderer is, where they killed the person and what the murder weapon is.
I'm so good at cluedo. I could be a real detective.
by imanormalperson279 November 27, 2019
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ClueMan

Internet Troll that gained fame on the old Yahoo boards and by invading the half wits at Cosmic Outhouse. Sworn enemy of the tard High Flyin' Bryan Currenly resides at Cindysbeentripin.com. Rumored to be Cindybin's secret lover.
ClueMan is known for giving clues to the Tea Party
by ClueMan March 13, 2011
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Clud Thud

An especially loud thud that scares people.
She tripped and fell with a clud thud.
by Cluddy Mc Fuddy April 28, 2017
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Clueless and dumb

“Trump supporter: Obama had a big part in 9/11... not being around, always on vacation, never in the office

Reporter: why do you think Obama wasn’t in the Oval Office on 9/11?

Trump supporter: That I don’t know, I’d like to get to the bottom of that”

Narration: Trump supporters are actually and obviously clueless and dumb
by Bitter Truth July 6, 2019
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