COVID Cockblock

The quarantines interference in getting you laid.

Bros: Walking over to talk to those girls at the sitting at the bar.

Waitress: excuse me guys due to social distancing you can’t stand around the bar.

- we were COVID cockblocked :(

by JosieRock May 21, 2020

Cockbloctober

the horrible, emotionally taxing, sexually frustrating month that is between the klaine fandom and Glee episode 5.

Person 1: hey did you hear about the klex on glee?

Person 2: YEAH! hjdgfjkdsgf;dfhjd hnngg too bad i have to suffer through cockbloctober first.

by klainersgonnaklaine! October 4, 2011

Cocklock

When someone sticks their dick in a gloryhole and the person on the other sides grabs on and doesn't let go

Tim: "What took you so long in the bathroom?"
John: "I was cocklocked in the bathroom for a good 30 minutes"

by Shoinks May 10, 2020

cockblock

1. To interfere with a man's attempts to seduce a woman.

2. abbr. Cockblocker(n.)

I was putting the move on this chick and Ralph showed up and cockblocked me.

by Anonymous February 6, 2003

Clockblocker

Someone who just keeps getting in the way of clocks.

Why, you broke my Rolex, you clockblocker!

by smart_guy_is_smart May 11, 2015

Clockblocker

When your late to work and there is the ONE coworker who insists on making small talk when all you want to do is clock in!!!

Oh no it’s Sarah...she likes to make small talk even though your late and just NEED to clock in...meanwhile I just saw her yesterday!!

I know she’s such a Clockblocker!!

by KP_JP_210 July 21, 2019

Cockblock

When you're hanging out with a girl, and one of your friends tries their hardest to split you and the girl up as a joke. This makes your friend a cockblock.

Clayton: Hey so do you maybe wanna-
Colton: LET'S GET OUT OF HERE DUDE!
*The girl Clayton is talking to leaves.

Clayton: Thanks cockblock.

by Benqueedo Man October 21, 2016