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Bitter Clinger

As defined in a public press conference,by #44 ,as those people who are not progressive,socialist,or liberal.

They are the people who cling to their guns and religeon,rejecting socialism because they prefer freedom.
They support the U.S. Constitution and the Declaration of Independence.

They prefer to earn their own way rather than to have things given to them by the government.They prefer smaller less intrusive government and lower taxes.
Bilo"Man I don't like that guy Steve!"

Wally "Why not?"

Bilo" Because he thinks he should be able to have freedom of religeon and 2nd amendment rights as granted under the constitution."

Wally"Oh yeah you are right,the fucker is a bitter clinger!!! He should trust or government more."
by Chuckuss December 13, 2012
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stage 5 clinger

Orignally from the movie Wedding Crashers.
It's a person who is obsessive over the guy or girl who took there virginity. Usually someone who is very insecure, a bitch, needy and/or clingy.
I haven't answered a single one of Megs calls or texts in weeks. Shes such a stage 5 clinger.

Meg is such a stage 5 clinger, she won't stop blowing up my phone.

Quick, we've got to get John away from Meg. She's a stage 5 clinger.

Meg should stop calling my boyfriend before i beat the fuck out of that stage 5 clinger.
by H Two. February 9, 2009
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Clintorus

Description of someone who thinks more highly of themselves than any other person ever could and supercedes any form of extra terrestrial life's intelligence. Normally found with a block head, and a inverted penis, commonly mistaken as a tail.
"What the hell, did you just see that Clintorus?
by FischerBoom April 28, 2010
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stage 1 clinger

A person of the opposite sex which will not leave you alone, or goes out of their way to make contact with you. No previous sexual relation is required.
Dude, Stacy won't leave me alone after I had to do that project with her, I think I've got a Stage 1 Clinger on my hands.
by Cstaal November 11, 2014
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clittering

Eating a bag of chips and then performing cunnilingus. Then leaving some of the chip crumbs by the female's vagina.
You're clittering all over my vagina.
by bboompop August 25, 2011
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Cliterature

Ahhh, I see you have the newest issue of "SPANK", good cliterature I say!

That english teacher should teach cliterature, NOT literature.
by Jebus April 5, 2003
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clinger

A clinger is any foreign object (usually splattered feces) that is attached to the inner wall of the toilet.

It's an unspoken fact that most males using the bathroom will aim their urine stream at any such clingers in an attempt to remove them, just to do their part of keeping the crib clean.
That clinger refused to be pissed off!
All those cashews I ate are gonna erupt into a barrage of clingers!
by MustangGT October 1, 2005
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