A work colleague whose only possible contribution to the workplace could be warming their own chair, as they are utterly useless at everything else required of them
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This girl is one amazing person. She is the type of girl that will make your day brighter just by seeing her smile. She will always try to help you feel better if you're having a bad day & she has such an amazing personality on top of her beautiful & perfect looks. She supports you through thick and thin and has such an amazing sense of humor. She is the most thoughtful, sweet, and caring girl that you will ever meet & you know that you can tell her anything, because she won't tell a soul. If you come across this girl, know that she will change your life forever. She doesn't just make a wonderful girlfriend, but she grows to become your best friend in the process. If you're lucky enough to find this girl, be sure to keep her in your life for as long as you possibly can, because you won't ever find another girl like him in this world.
This girl is one amazing person. She is the type of girl that will make your day brighter just by seeing her smile. She will always try to help you feel better if you're having a bad day & she has such an amazing personality on top of her beautiful & perfect looks. She supports you through thick and thin and has such an amazing sense of humor. She is the most thoughtful, sweet, and caring girl that you will ever meet & you know that you can tell her anything, because she won't tell a soul. If you come across this girl, know that she will change your life forever. She doesn't just make a wonderful girlfriend, but she grows to become your best friend in the process. If you're lucky enough to find this girl, be sure to keep her in your life for as long as you possibly can, because you won't ever find another girl like him in this world.
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Boss: Ted, I want your article turned in by five o' clock this afternoon!
Ted: Sure boss. (mumbling to himself): Thank god I have my spinny chair, or by now I would've killed myself.
Ted: Sure boss. (mumbling to himself): Thank god I have my spinny chair, or by now I would've killed myself.
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And Sneako always finds himself in that chair, because he’s a cuck 💀
And Sneako always finds himself in that chair, because he’s a cuck 💀
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