Chronic the Hedgehog

The title for Sonic's original film design.

Because it's definitely not Sonic.

"Hey look, it's Chronic the Hedgehog!"
"OH JESUS FUCK."

by McHodges713 January 30, 2020

Chronic Complainer

A person who wasn't raised to know that nobody likes a whiner, and gave him/her pretty much anything they wanted to shut their whining hole. They are immature, self-entitled, melodramatic, high-maintenance, and call constant undeserved attention to self, because when they were growing up, their parents enabled their shitty behavior rather than putting their foot down.

Parents, when you tell your spoiled, whiny kids that, "No means no." and to either shut the fuck up or go to their room, you're not being mean. You're giving your children the gift of knowing how to behave appropriately, so everyone won't drop them as a friend, dump them as a partner, ignore them as a coworker, not take them seriously as an employee, and so on when they are adults.

Person 1: I dumped my girlfriend last week.
Person 2: You ok?
Person 1: I feel better than I have in years. There's finally joy, meaning, pleasure, peace, hope, happiness, and goodness in life again.
Person 2: You were dating a chronic complainer, weren't you?
Person 1: Yup, and she's not my fucking problem anymore. Thank god.

by Hazelwudi July 8, 2020

Hash oil chronic blunt

A blunt with at least an eigth of chron and a gram of hash oil.

Me and Lee just smoked a fattie hash oil chronic blunt

by mattie bitch March 27, 2007

chronic fatigue syndrome

Being sick all the time for no discernable reason. Like, fibromyalgia, but more tiredness and less pain. Typically it's really hard to get people to believe you, especially doctors and social security.

I have chronic fatigue syndrome. Although I'm 22 years old, I still have to live with my parents, who seem to think that my illness is something I made up just so that I could drop out of university and pop pills all day.

by jollygreengiant132132 September 28, 2012

chronicitis

1. Cough caused by heavy marijuana usage, similar to a cigarette smokers cough.
2. Newest cd by Slightly Stoopid, a kickass sublime style band.

1.
Joe "I smoked so much sensi this year that I
cough all the timenow. "
Me " I think you have chronicitis man."
2. Slightly stoopid's newest cd "chronicitus" is tight as hell, fire up a spliff of some good sensimillia and listen to it and chill...its fun.

by Ibillin October 23, 2007

Chronic Colonic

It is said that when John Wayne died, he had 55 pounds of undigested fecal matter in his bowels. Since then, many people have regular colonics to make sure they don't die with the same issue. Some become addicted to colonics and therefore suffer from the ill-fated Chronic Colonic.

Wow, Bob sure looks bloated today. He should get back to doing his Chronic Colonics.

by rexcars27 April 22, 2009

Chronic Texting

When a person is so enthralled in their texting/ phone capabilities, they act as if they have smoked a pinch of chronic. Symptoms include, not responding to simple questions, not being able to walk, sleepy eyes, no care for the outside world, basically unable to perform any basic function that does not involve their phone. Sometimes they even start laughing for no apparent reason as if they are chronic high.

Hey Joe, want to go to the mall?" *no response or movement "Joe! come on man lets go!" *stares and laughs at phone "You just aren't the same when you are chronic texting"

by lukepatty317 November 26, 2010