Maria told her parents she was staying at a friends place but really she was going out clubbing , she was being cheeneaky
by danzo21 July 11, 2010
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by thisisScoMan May 14, 2010
Get the celenemy mug.A makeshift calendar kept in your head so there's no evidence; used to stalk someone you're obsessed with. It is compiled mainly from readily available information made public on social networking sites, and through eavesdropping, lurking, gossip, and rumor.
Jill: You know Brit's gonna be at the party next week, right?
Jack: Oh, for sure. Had that shit marked on my stalker calendar for weeks.
Jill: I have a crush on your friend John...
Jack: Want me to have him add you as a friend?
Jill: No, it's cool...I always know what he's doing. He RSVPs to events, says where he's at in his status, and we have enough mutual friends for me to start a decent stalker calendar.
Jill to Jane: Wanna meet at StarB's Tuesday?
Jane: Yeah, like 8:00?
Jack (lurking ten feet away) to self: Sweet!
Jill: Funny how we keep showing up at the same spots!
Jack: Isn't it?
Jack to self: Thank you, stalker calendar!
Jack: Oh, for sure. Had that shit marked on my stalker calendar for weeks.
Jill: I have a crush on your friend John...
Jack: Want me to have him add you as a friend?
Jill: No, it's cool...I always know what he's doing. He RSVPs to events, says where he's at in his status, and we have enough mutual friends for me to start a decent stalker calendar.
Jill to Jane: Wanna meet at StarB's Tuesday?
Jane: Yeah, like 8:00?
Jack (lurking ten feet away) to self: Sweet!
Jill: Funny how we keep showing up at the same spots!
Jack: Isn't it?
Jack to self: Thank you, stalker calendar!
by nearly civilized January 5, 2010
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To Caress A Super Sized Individual's Erection (C.A.S.S.I.E.)
Often used before the acronym C.H.E.N.
Causing Him to Ejaculate Niftily
To Caress A Super Sized Individual's Erection (C.A.S.S.I.E.)
Often used before the acronym C.H.E.N.
Causing Him to Ejaculate Niftily
"Did you hear about Helen and Yao Ming? She totally Cassie Chen'ed him!"
"Man you know Todd, the 7 foot tall guy in our class? He totally got Cassie'ed by Laura as she walked by" "Did she Cassie Chen him?" "Nah, he's not THAT sensitive"
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Liam: Alright man, and than afterwards do I say “Hey girl, would ya wanna cheen?
Liam: Alright man, and than afterwards do I say “Hey girl, would ya wanna cheen?
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