Certified Bossier Boy

A badass citizen of the one and only Bossier City! Don't mess with these guys, they don't dial 911. They're proud where they're from, and they aren't about to put shame in their name by not kicking fuckers asses. You fuck with them, they'll batter ya up like grandmas homemade pancakes!

"Hey man don't mess with the Certified Bossier Boy he's gonna kick your ass!"

"he ain't gon do nun."

The idiot squares up to the bossier boy:

"IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!!" says the Bossier Boy.

The idiot gets dropped like a pig on a platter.

by Certified Bossier Boy November 15, 2022

Certified Shaygo Moment

A legendary sigma male saying a Certified Side Shaygo Secret.

Person: You know what I respect that my bro, keep it up, that's a real certified shaygo moment.

by I'mHim69 March 19, 2023

certified side Shaygo penis

“Certified side shaygo penis” is a term used by the most elite of shaygos. which is a moment that will be remembered by the boys.

Shaygo1- “that’s a certified side shaygo penis”
Shaygo2- “sure was bucky”

by Big fungus 12 March 23, 2023

hoe certificate

When a girl is positive for an STD

Example 1: “That bitch Amanda done fucked the wrong dude and now she has a hoe certificate.”
Example 2: “Girl they just denied my birth control cause of my hoe certificate!”

by eatmecupcakeswithwhipcream October 29, 2020

Big Man Certified

When Goods, Products, and Services are able to accommodate Big and Tall people.

Be careful with that plastic chair, I don't think it's BIG MAN CERTIFIED. This Ladder is not Big Man Certified, It says the weight limit is 200 pounds.

by Big Man Certified February 28, 2019

Penny Dead Cert

When a bet is placed and is almost certain to be a winner

The Lakers have been on fire recently, 100 bucks on a win is a penny dead cert

Tim gave me some information on the Manchester United team selection, it’s looking like a Penny Dead Cert

by IghaloMoney May 19, 2020

bluenose certificate

A certificate obtained by sailors who pass northwards over the Arctic Circle which (at present, 2010) is located at about latitude 66° 33′ 39″N.

This is similar but not identical to the Crossing The Line certificate which is issued to sailors who pass over the Equator (latitude 0°)

My Bluenose Certificate reads
"All Sailors, wherever ye and whoever ye may be, Greetings.
Know all ye by these presents that Jack Tickler did on the 19 July 1971, appear in the northernmost reaches of my realm, bound for the dark and frosty wastes of the land of the midnight sun and did with our royal consent enter this dread region by crossing the arctic circle by virtue whereof i, neptunus rex, ruler of the raging main do hereby declare him to be a loyal and trusty salt-lined and brine-encrusted bluenose and do call upon all Icebergs, Sea Lions. Narwhals, Polar Bears, Whales, Mermaides and other creatures of the Frigid North to show him due deference and respect.
Disobey under pain of Our Royal Displeasure

Neptunus Rex (Ruler Of The Main)
Aurora Borealis (Queen Of His Pallid Polar Regions)"

by blueliner January 27, 2010