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Carsonite

An individual that works in a science based profession requiring extensive education, that still holds personal beliefs contrary to their field and education. Such as a physicist that believes the "young earth" model or a medical doctor being anti-evolution. Named for the politician and doctor Ben Carson.
Guy 1: Man, Kevin has been studying cellular biology at uni for like 3 years now and he STILL thinks evolution is bogus.

Guy 2: Yeah, Kevin is turning out to be a pretty obnoxious Carsonite
by PleaseThreatenMeWithaGoodTime October 30, 2020
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Carsonis_Cool

The coolest Bepic person you will ever play minecraft with
Carson: hello i am Carsonis_Cool
You: OMG I love you can i get your autograph
by Carsonis_cool June 20, 2021
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Carwyn

A name that means: (love, fair, blessed) or (pure love.)
A masculine version of carwen and usually a Welsh’s boys name.

Carwyn is a very cool name aswell.
I wish i had a cool name like carwyn”
“right! his name is so cool.”
by Carwynsmh November 8, 2021
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Carbonat Erol

A racially motivated man, who likes to join livestreams and randomly call black people "Du Neger".
Manuellsen: "Guck mal hier ist das beste Beispiel: "Guck mal wir reden, und Carbonat Erol schreibt mir: "Du neger"".
by emirate April 14, 2022
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Cardona

Super awesome. Skilled in all things they put their mind to. They're also very attractive. They can love a lot but also hate a lot.
by Acausha March 12, 2015
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Carson (girl version)

A very sweet and kind girl, loves music and is very selfless she has great style and always talking to friends, she has a beautiful voice and respects everyone, everyone need a girl Carson in there life
Carson (girl version) is so sweet!
by CarsonLovey June 25, 2019
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Carbon Offset

An act of pretending to care about the environment. The attempt to justify ones use of greenhouse gas emissions. A false hope for solving global warming. The act of buying ‘carbon credits’ from a third-party company that says it will offset the carbon emissions the purchaser produces. The problem with carbon offsetting is it allows companies to continue to produce harmful greenhouse gasses while their offset has done little or nothing to counter global warming. A recent Financial Times article found that many offset companies and their 'carbon credits' were of either uncertain value or were completely worthless. Global warming cannot be solved by just planting more trees, a common way to attempt to offset ones emissions. If global warming could be solved by just planting trees, environmentalists would be planting night and day. A certain well known ex-vice-pres 'eco-maniac' very interestingly endorses the practice of carbon offsetting. The industry of carbon offsetting is expected to double by 2010.

A better solution to solve global warming is to reduce total emissions as much a possible.

Source: google carbon offset and financial times

Gore: google al gore and carbon offset
Journalist: Environmentalists say your company is going to produce a 3% increase in greenhouse gas emissions on earth.

Company CEO: That is indeed super true, but it's totally okay because we carbon offset. We bought a shit-ton of carbon credits, so we are carbon neutral, duuuude!
by Truth Inconvenient August 30, 2007
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