by Clarebear81 April 6, 2011
Get the carnal footprint mug.When your driving in your car whether it be alone or with a group of friends and you suddenly get an erection that wont go away. There is only one solution to this problem...The CarJack. Which is rubbing one out without your passengers knowing or crashing.
"Dude I was on the road for 9 hours and I totally CarJacked."
"So I was on a road trip with the boys and everyone was sleeping so I totally did the Car Jack"
"My girl thought road head was dirty so I pulled the CarJack"
"My girlfriend has braces and I only had my permit, so I parked and Carjacked it like there was no tomorrow"
"It was Xmas morning and not a car on th road, everyone was sleeping except for me and my carjack"
"I totally tried to CarJack my buddies car and he wasn't very happy"
"So I was on a road trip with the boys and everyone was sleeping so I totally did the Car Jack"
"My girl thought road head was dirty so I pulled the CarJack"
"My girlfriend has braces and I only had my permit, so I parked and Carjacked it like there was no tomorrow"
"It was Xmas morning and not a car on th road, everyone was sleeping except for me and my carjack"
"I totally tried to CarJack my buddies car and he wasn't very happy"
by foSho and Hasselhoff November 30, 2009
Get the CarJack mug."This is going to be carnage tonight mehhht"
aka "Ally Hastie is going to ram your door down you prick"
"Carnage Central tonight"
aka. "Alisdair Hastie will be drinking, smoking weed, breaking jaws (hint hint) and will be ramming doors down at Pollock Halls tonight"
aka "Ally Hastie is going to ram your door down you prick"
"Carnage Central tonight"
aka. "Alisdair Hastie will be drinking, smoking weed, breaking jaws (hint hint) and will be ramming doors down at Pollock Halls tonight"
by I've naeeeee iiideeaaa October 3, 2009
Get the Carnage mug.Order a Gordita Supreme at Taco Bell and lather it all over that babes sloppy meat curtain. Blowtorch your eyebrows off and listen to OMC's "How Bizarre" as you drive your fathers white windowless Ford Econoline rape wagon through Turnpike Toll Stops. When they pull you over two miles down the road from running toll stops and shooting sawed off shotguns out your window at schoolbus' next to you, show your sisters dirty chewbacca with all the open containers in your back seat to increase court fines.
Ridley - "Last Tuesday Was Total Toledo Turnpike Carnage. I Gave Myself The Stranger When In Captivity."
by Fargo Forbes The Yacht Leaser March 4, 2009
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Get the Carnalito mug."Quedate callao caracarton!" - Shut up cardboard face
by Thomas Da Wankengine July 28, 2009
Get the caracarton mug.Verb: The act of murdering any healthy way of life you may have been leading, up until the moment you decided to binge eat carb intensive foods. Completely undermining weeks or even months of hard work and abstinence. Carbacide is usually done at 4 am in a Taco Bell drive through or at a street vendors wok station in the middle of Key West.
ade is shitfaced and stoned 6 ways from Sunday, dont take her to Taco Bell right now, you know she's going to commit carbacide, despite her Ana tendencies.
I'm not sure if Fantasy Fest was the best idea... After watching Coy plead with the police to let him commit carbacide via wok tossed dog at 4AM. (It's illegal to buy food after 4am in the keys)
I'm not sure if Fantasy Fest was the best idea... After watching Coy plead with the police to let him commit carbacide via wok tossed dog at 4AM. (It's illegal to buy food after 4am in the keys)
by your dietitian November 2, 2010
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