Caleb Zion Kuwonu is known as Zion Kuwonu and is a member of a boy-band called PRETTYMUCH. PRETTYMUCH is band which has a bunch of fine daddy's/zaddy's. Zion is a 6'3 fine light skinned daddy whose going to have an impaired dick after everyone in his lane sucks all the skin off.
BEANZ#1: "Im gonna suck Caleb Zion Kuwonu dick when i see him i do not care"
BEANZ #2: "Malu is gonna beat you do it"
BEANZ #1: "That thotty ass hoe can try someone else"
BEANZ #2: "Malu is gonna beat you do it"
BEANZ #1: "That thotty ass hoe can try someone else"
by Zion Kuwonu November 1, 2018
Get the CALEB ZION KUWONU mug.1. Singer and guitarist for the band Forever the Sickest Kids.
2. The world's most enticing ginger to ever walk this earth.
3. The man.
4. Known to give a simply sweet embrace.
5. The absolute epitome of everything beautiful and worth living for.
2. The world's most enticing ginger to ever walk this earth.
3. The man.
4. Known to give a simply sweet embrace.
5. The absolute epitome of everything beautiful and worth living for.
by hurricane hayley July 25, 2010
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Get the Caleb mug.A boy that is the sweetest guy in the world and is very smart, but he is very shy. He doesn't express his feelings to many people, just his closest friends. He is also loved by everyone including girls. He will always put a smile on your face and brighten your day. He is also very handsome and tall, and has amazing blue eyes. Everyone wants to be his friend and girls always want to be with him.
person 1: Did you hear Caleb got 100% on the math and science test?
person 2: Ya! that's one of the many things I love about him!
person 2: Ya! that's one of the many things I love about him!
by JBiebsLover August 31, 2011
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Get the cale staver mug.A makeshift calendar kept in your head so there's no evidence; used to stalk someone you're obsessed with. It is compiled mainly from readily available information made public on social networking sites, and through eavesdropping, lurking, gossip, and rumor.
Jill: You know Brit's gonna be at the party next week, right?
Jack: Oh, for sure. Had that shit marked on my stalker calendar for weeks.
Jill: I have a crush on your friend John...
Jack: Want me to have him add you as a friend?
Jill: No, it's cool...I always know what he's doing. He RSVPs to events, says where he's at in his status, and we have enough mutual friends for me to start a decent stalker calendar.
Jill to Jane: Wanna meet at StarB's Tuesday?
Jane: Yeah, like 8:00?
Jack (lurking ten feet away) to self: Sweet!
Jill: Funny how we keep showing up at the same spots!
Jack: Isn't it?
Jack to self: Thank you, stalker calendar!
Jack: Oh, for sure. Had that shit marked on my stalker calendar for weeks.
Jill: I have a crush on your friend John...
Jack: Want me to have him add you as a friend?
Jill: No, it's cool...I always know what he's doing. He RSVPs to events, says where he's at in his status, and we have enough mutual friends for me to start a decent stalker calendar.
Jill to Jane: Wanna meet at StarB's Tuesday?
Jane: Yeah, like 8:00?
Jack (lurking ten feet away) to self: Sweet!
Jill: Funny how we keep showing up at the same spots!
Jack: Isn't it?
Jack to self: Thank you, stalker calendar!
by nearly civilized January 5, 2010
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