buttshave

a word discribing a disorder when your anal glands produce too much hair and it clogs up your anus.

Bobby can't take a shit because he needs to get a buttshave

by Fred Green & Ted Johnson May 6, 2006

buttchin

A second ass on the face

I want to fuck your buttchin

by Fabeo Griffien August 7, 2003

Buttcake

result of asshair and excessive use of toilet paper (also known as wheelknots, when the consistence is harder)

by Swinkster March 6, 2003

buttcrack!

the crack between your buttcheeks, used in the song Fireman by Lil' Wayne: "i see that u be wearin them jeans that show your buttcrack!"

i see that u be wearin them jeans that show your buttcrack!

by Bonisha Clo May 4, 2006

That hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!

What a redneck would say if the redneck and his friends were out messing around with their shirts off and one of them slaps that redneck real hard on the back this is what that redneck would say

Holy crap dude! "That hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!"

by URBANNEDICK May 13, 2015

buttcracker

a total asshole/ a word that i came up with when i was little bc i couldn't say the real thing.

You buttcracker!!

You're such a buttcracker.

by The BusDriver June 6, 2014

Buttshark

Buttshark - Person that love to kiss the bosses Ass.

Man can did you see Bob with the new boss, he's such a Buttshark!

by Bubbacheese October 10, 2005