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bungee shit

An occurance common with many Italian and Persian males and most Samoan females, it's a shit that once shat, attaches itself to you're ass hairs and is pulled back up once its head hits the water.
Girl 1: I heard that Persians keep scissors by their toilets cause of all the bungee shits they take!
Girl 2: I heard black people are more likely to die of heart failure!
--Dialogue from recess at John Wayne Bobbitt Elementary
by genegine October 14, 2006
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bungee cord

When combined with an owl, creates my ass.
by ass fart, eh? September 18, 2003
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bandeezy

A piece of synthetic or natural fabric, often of an exotic visual layout, designed to swaddle a person's exterior such as their arm or head.
Jive Bunny: Dawwg where should I throw my bandeezy - on my fucking arm or on my head?

Maverick: Duuuuuude!??!?! DUUUUUDE WHAT'S UP WITH THIS!!!!! DUUUUUUDE SHE CREASED MY FUCKING JEANS!!!

Jive Bunny: Dawg what's up with that!!
by Dennis Scott August 9, 2004
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bundeira

girl who do not want to loss her virginity and do anal sex.
Toinha é Bundeira, ela está guardando a buceta para quando casar.
by Orf January 3, 2005
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bungee wedgie

when a big pair of pants is tied to a tree and some fool jumps out of the tree in order to give him/herself a wedgie.
woah, doing that bungee wedgie made my ass bleed
by cunkcore July 27, 2005
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Bundle Fucked

The status of one who subscribes to Television, Telephone, and Internet services from a single company in a "bundle" when said company has a total network crash.
"Man! I had the whole day off just to call my girl, surf the net, and watch Cinemax but Comcast crashed and I was Bundle Fucked all day"!
by Aaron Moe February 21, 2009
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bundle of fluff

(a) A cute animal. Often used to describe young pets such as kittens or puppies etc who can be caricatured, simply, by two big eyes surrounded by fur.

(b) As with any kitten synonym, it can also be used to describe a lady's nether regions
Look at my kittens. This bundle of fluff is called Moby, this one is called Mr Brown, and this one is called Bubble.
by Anon345 August 29, 2009
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