Zeus's Blessing

When you brush your crotch area past a metal beam embedded in drywall and it shocks the tip of your penis with the fury of Zeus.

I was passing my friend in the hall and I got too close to the corner and I received Zeus's Blessing. Now I can't walk and I now occasionally pee blood.

by Safemilk March 14, 2018

Blessed With Suck

1. Failing so hard that it's as if God himself made it impossible for you to win today.

2.Describes someone or something that was practically born/made to suck, or has had a high concentration of fail in a limited amount of time.

Person 1: *snaps pencil in half.....again*

Person 2: "Dude, your practically Blessed With Suck today, whats wrong with you?"

Person 1: "Today's just not my day. I'm going home."

by Ironicsalmon December 1, 2011

blessee

A blessee is someone who is blessed when they receive a blessing from a blesser.

It's possible to bless God but normally God is the blesser and we are the blessee because God blesses us and we get blessed.

by markce September 17, 2017

sugar blessings

The hot, delicious, sugar-glazed pockets of circular dough widely known as Krispy Kreme donuts. These donuts are well known for their ability to:
~Beckon you to their conveyer belt to watch these tasty angels be sugar coated and fried
~Possibly car wrecks when the HOT sign is on in order to receive a free donut
~Make you drive well over half an hour to reach the oasis that contains sweet and delightful Krispy Kreme donuts

Person A (ie. Jim): I could really go for some sugar blessings right now...
Person B (ie. Marty):Thats a mighty fine idea Jim! Lets go get us some of those sugar blessings!
Person A (ie. Jim): Wowza! Thanks a million Marty!

by RIPO'MALLEY November 27, 2016

Bleskie

a Bleskie is a type of person who always finds something to lol at. A Bleskie doesn't seem to care what people think, and enjoys life as it is. There is often some kind of relationship between a Bleskie and the Safety Dance and Barrel Rolls.

"You're so happy all the time! You're such a Bleskie!"

by S_S_Minno April 2, 2009

blessing

you will never meet such a gamer in your life. he's a son of christ.

we should all be a lil more like blessing

by uendc09d41npij1vdnx`i0z9u-3syu October 18, 2018

Bessies

in simple terms, its just saying Best Friend, just quicker to say and much easier, can have other spellings, Bessy, Bessies

I'd like you to meet the guys, these guys are my bessies!

by Drewdan August 17, 2006