Blapzt

Blapzt (verb)- To completely and utterly destroy an object, removing most or all traces of its existence. Used when an object is so broken, words like mashed and fucked doesn't describe the state of disrepair well enough. Also used metaphorically.

"Hah, your bike got blapzted mate!"

"I'm going to blapzt the competition tonight, yeah boi!"

by |Near October 13, 2009

Blaisus

1. Someone who magically appears right when food has been prepared and awkwardly lingers until given some.

" Yo bro! Don't be blaisus!!!"

"No one likes a blaisus"

"Yo man, you hungry? Naw, I just pulled a blaisus on the kids down the hall that hit on your girl friend."

by Mr. Trailblaisus April 28, 2010

blappable

used to describe a girl that is attractive and with whom you would wish to engage in sexual intercourse.

That dimepiece over by the bar is extremely blappable.

by roccotuna June 14, 2010

Blaishia

A person you can't live without.

That means the Blaishia to me.

by Abanana December 14, 2010

blarse

a big batty like a black girls ass

check out gina's blarse

by hajan162553 June 1, 2011

blap nation

group orgy where all the guys smack their dicks across the girls faces, creating a constant blap noise

hey u wanna be part of a blap nation tonight?

by ramidash November 22, 2017

bapsing

Bapsing is the action of having sex

Dude I literally caught them bapsing in the lounge

by Zen bitchboy January 7, 2020