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bielecki

a synonym of the term "to superman" that hoe, coined at a small private liberal arts college in ohio. to bielecki your companion, ejaculate on the female's back while she assumes a bent over position, preferably of the doggy-style variety. then, before she has a chance to stand up, place a sheet, cape, or even a championship swimming banner from your wall on her back...do this quickly so it will adhere and she will stand up looking like a superhero!
Yo, did you check your all-student emails? that hoe loves to get bielecki'd!

Yeah man i totally bielecki'd her last night.
by hewletchel May 4, 2009
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Adam Batley

A special type of human that destroys everything in its path. Especially girls fannys.
Yo she just got Adam Batley'd
by Jimmysgotaids June 6, 2011
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bible

1) The Hebrew and Aramaic scriptures of Judaism (Old Testament) and Greek scriptures of Christianity (New Testament). 2) The holy scriptures of a particular religion, i.e. the Qur'an in Islam. 3) A work of great authority in an area of study.
Chilton's is the auto mechanic's Bible.
by LudwigVan November 13, 2003
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Bible Blocked

When a sexual encounter doesn't occur because one party is not allowed due to their religion.
I was about to fuck Kenisha until she bible blocked me.
by Chasebiaotch March 30, 2010
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bible belt

Hell, a place where all good things are banned, but are performed in excess by the people that banned them
I realized I was in bible belt hell when the preacher that lead the campaign to stay a dry county was arrested for DUI, having an eight ball, and a tranny hooker on his way to church to condemn all the evil sinners
by Paul S. W. September 11, 2006
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Madolf Bitler

Madolf Bitler is a 21st century dictator who is the source of the mass murdering of gingers. His minions are known as Yahtzees.
"Madolf Bitler just murdered the ginger kid from Harry Potter."
by Lily_of_Geeks May 16, 2009
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Bible Adventures

Noun:

Often cited as one of the worst video games ever made, Bible Adventures was a 2D platforming title produced for the NES by the now infamous video game company Color Dreams while doing business under the name of "Wisdom Tree Software."

In truth, Bible Adventures was merely a sub-par NES game that probably would have faded away into pop culture oblivion were it not for the notoriety of its development house and one acutely humorous game play quirk that made it possible to drown baby Moses.

Otherwise destined to be forgotten, Bible Adventures thus endures - an immortal testament to the endless comic potential when religion, entertainment and capitalism collide.
"In my estimation, Episode II is the Bible Adventures of the silver screen."

"The plan was flawless, and the Pope himself made a huge blue hat out of the strangely colored Bible Adventures cartridges. He was happy his sheep were finally able to praise Jesus through three gloriously unplayable games on a single baby blue colored NES cartridge!" - Sean Baby
by Joshua B. Wright April 4, 2004
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