Bearding

Relaxing, Chilling, Unwinding.

When a man does nothing, his beard grows.

"Dude, whatcha doin'?"

"Just bearding at home. You?"

"Same. Shall we beard together?"

"Nah"

by The Beardist December 10, 2013

beaning

The act of studying effectively, or with particular commitment.

Also:
Good beaning - Hard study which has paid dividends

-Out tonight?
-Nah mate, essay to write for tomorrow.
-Best get beaning then!

Also:

-Hey, I just finished my dissertation a week early!
-Really? Good beaning!

by TheBeaner May 24, 2004

beaning

"beaning" meaning chilling out fucking around - commonly used in the "jive" language that circulates coventry known by many to be created by tom and tony

tom "easy now beanhead, what u sayin"
tony "nothin just beaning"

by Tom and Tony October 12, 2005

beaning

(v.) To attack or defile someone with beans. Normally frozen, spearlike green beans, but baked can be used as well as they're typically messier and get the point across better.

Mark gave his brother a good beaning for waking him up so early.

by Nyte_Of_The_Living_Dead September 20, 2005

Fur-bearing trout

A fearsome critter that supposedly lives in Montana that resembles a trout, yet nests in trees and is covered in fur. Its fur is purportedly very fine, and thus extremely valuable.

Woah! That fur-bearing trout is even cooller than the jackelope I saw earlier!

by Knighshade July 11, 2004

Not Entirely Load Bearing

Any plan, concept or idea that is doomed, from the start, to catastrophic failure, usually due to a complete lack of skill and/or knowledge on the part of the planner.

See also "NELB"

Origins:
Bob: Hey John, why are you staring at that wall?

John: I was thinking we could knock it down to make this room bigger.
Bob: But what about the floor upstairs? Won't it fall down? That's a load bearing wall...
John: Well, it's not entirely load bearing.

Usage:
Chip: "Facebook changed again and it sucks!"
Patricia: "Yeah, Facebook's new redesign is not entirely load bearing."

by NELBtastic February 9, 2010

bearninjacowboyrobotspacemanpirate

a bearninjacowboyrobotspacemanpirate
(or bncrsp for short) is what it sounds like. it is a bncrsp or a word u say when there is nothing else to say. the orgain of the word is that there was a bncrsp a long time ago. once apon a time there was a toster this toster had a good life and made tost most mourings and didn't burn it most of the time. but then 1 day the family that it had got a new shiny toster. so they dicide that only 1 toster could stay. so they had a cage fight. in its old age our toster had no chance. so it left to gain the powere it needed to take its spot back on the kicten counter. so it meet a druid and gaind teh spell "wlide shape" and turend in to a bare and from then on was a robot bear. but it needed more skills so it lerend the ways of the ninja and the pirate. but it felt that it needed to explore the more open areas so it become a cowboy. and in order to explore the final frounter it became a accountant. after finding that numbers are borring it went to space camp and became teh bearninjacowboyrobotspacemanpirate(account was left off because it was really bouring)

fread and gorge are disscssing wat there are doing this weekend
bob comes in and says "my mom died"
fread and gorge can no longer say anything
joe states "bearninjacowboyrobotspacemanpirate!!!"
then a bearninjacowboyrobotspacemanpirate comes in and kills bob and makes everthing better

by bearninjacowboyrobotspacemanpi April 12, 2009