Bates

The description of a god amongst men. With a god like figure and crusty dirty toenails. A figure to be worshiped, followed and looked up to. We aspire to be identical to him and his figure and we are currently trying to transcribe his language, species and what planet it originated from. If you ever happen to cross paths with this thing, watch out for his pretzel attack.

Wow my cocks large, Bates.

by Hawwwwwwwwwwwwwwyyyyy October 29, 2019

Bates

A sketchy individual who Flood’s your phone with filthy messages that are meant to be somewhat cryptic in hopes that you’ll give chase.

Mike, this dude is totally Bates’ing me right now, just sent me 10 messages in a row. I can tell all is not as it seems so not gonna dignify with a response.

by JAROLL June 22, 2020

Bates County Sweet Ice Tea

When you're feeling low and you're from bates county Missouri all you would do is simply get some jack daniels from the local casey's, add some of your local meth and put into a cup, and finally for the sugar you add a lot of cocaine for that extra boost.

"Man that Bates County Sweet Ice Tea kept me awake for a week straight!" or "Bro let over dose on that Bates County Sweet Iced Tea, heard it's the strongest stuff around!"

by K12 FR0ST October 31, 2020

Bates

Constantly has a dip in their lip and loves to spit before saying one or two words. After the fact, Bates will then stare you in your eyes while pondering about the various flavors dip has to provide.

What are your thoughts on the current political contingencies? Bates: *Spit* good sir

by BatesUrban January 10, 2021

Bates

Means the pinnacle of average, lazy, stoner retard with no ambition or drive

To be a fucking bates. Stop being a bates. What a bates

by Batessyndrome May 1, 2021

Batesian Libertarianism

The political philosophy of someone that is too creepy for the Democratic Party while my too insufferable for the Libertarian Party. See also:

lolbert

This group is for people interested in forming a new political party based on the ideological principles of Batesian Libertarianism.

by SifuBates June 23, 2021

Batesian Libertarianism

The political "philosophy" of someone that is too creepy for the Democratic Party while but being simultaneously insignificant and yet too egotistical for the Libertarian Party, which is actually a really difficult thing to do. See also: lolbert

This group is for people interested in forming a new political party based on the ideological principles of Batesian Libertarianism.

by мастер Бейтс July 1, 2021