basic white girl starter pack

It includes: PINK shirts, Starbucks, ugs, those white adidas shoes, leggings, yoga pants, the newest iPhone, snap chat, instagram, and ever other social media app you can get.

Boy: Hay what do you want for your birthday?
Girl: I really want the basic white girl starter pack!
Boy: but doesn't every girl have that?
Girl: uhhh duh

by Doofenshmirtz October 6, 2017

Basil!

usually exclaimed in a moment of surprise, excitement, or pleasure.

Bob:"Dude, we won the tournament!"

Jesse: "Yeah, man! Basil!"

by thetagman June 28, 2007

Basic Bitch

A bitch with a pH value greater than 7

The litmus turned blue, its a basic bitch!

by taz1221 June 3, 2014

basic ass bitch

a bitch that thinks basic thoughts, basic ideas, or just leads a basic ass life- the sva roomates

This basic ass bitch walked into Starbucks wearing pink because it was Wednesday.

by TheRoomates December 16, 2014

Basic

It fucking means it has a pH above 7.

John: "Look at that sodium hydroxide eat away at that aluminum. What a strong basic and caustic compound."

Ashley: "Oh my god. That totally reminds me of Jessica. She's so basic, the other day she was wearing yoga pants and wearing uggs and drinking a starbucks and talking on her iphone and..."

John: "Shut up bitch, and learn proper English."

by rogerthewhale October 25, 2014

basic bro

- Will usually wear a cap (fitted backwards or sideways)
- Will refer to his friends as bro's/boys
- Mostly talks about baseball/football or what he drank last night
- Refers to his basement as a "Man Cave"
- Quotes Barney from the show "How I Met Your Mother"
- Talks a lot about high school
- Seriously he can't fucking stop talking about football or soccer
- Tends to spend too much time with his "bros" in a "guys only night"
- Loves bacon so much he ruins it for others
- Might make "make me a sandwich" jokes to girls (though this isn't a feature the basic bro must own)
- Will probably spend time in Hooters looking at waitresses whether he has a significant other or not

Jake:"Hey bros lets watch some football."

bros:"Dude no, stop being a basic bro."

by ScifiDeath February 17, 2015

tonsil bashing man hammer

A huge penis that can reach the tonsils and can also be referred to as a hammer!

Cory: Josh can't get find a tonsil bashing man hammer that will gag him!

Dale: What do you expect, he's a Petro!

by uglycarnie November 23, 2010