gnar batch

something so gnarly that it is infact a whole batch of gnar.

abbr: 'gnarbs'

"hey jimmy, i just buttfucked your mom and the dog liked my balls."

'dude, gnar batch.'

by steve turbs October 11, 2004

batched

verb: vomited

After Lars ate an entire quart of malted milk balls with 6 beers, that dude batched!

by Jangaard May 6, 2010

Batch Monkey

(n.) Commonly used to describe disgruntiled business owners that are unaware of the procedures needed to be taken in order to get paid from a credit card terminal, software, or POS device...

Most people who are "Batch Monky's" tend to believe that if they pay a monthly fee to run credit cards, it's everyones else responsibility to make certain they get money in THEIR pockets.

-- "You guys have no idea how to do your job, I haven't gotten a deposit in 3 weeks!! WTF is wrong with you assholes. I WANT MY MONEY NOW!! I pay you guys every month, WHERE'S MY MONEY?!"

--"Well, sir/ma'am it's standard credit card processing procedure that you close your batch every evening after business, you're missing $34,596.94 as a deposit?! Simply close your batch!"

--"No one told me that I had to do that! Okay, I'll press the CLOSE BATCH button next time, THANKS... Goodbye"

--"Thank you for calling anyway...(click) you Batch Monkey Ass MothaFucka, do MY job. Heh!"

by ALKAIZER June 25, 2009

Skink batch

A clever way to insult somebody, especially a slutty girl. You can't get in trouble for this because teachers are so wrapped up in useless shit (see algebra) to realize that is you reverse the vowels in both words, you get Skank Bitch.

Kid: Leslie is such a skink batch.
Teacher: What's a skink batch?

by Losti March 21, 2005

mr.bartholomew

He is a teacher of ELA. Hes a fucking egghead

That damn ELA teacher is just a Mr.Bartholomew

by DumbWhiteGirl November 3, 2017

barchie

the endgame ship of betty cooper and archie andrews on the show riverdale

“it’s like it was their destiny” - kevin keller talking about barchie

by allie tanner March 15, 2020

BatChest

A popular Twitch emote where a man Is showing a facial expression of excitement by opening his mouth wide open; also referred as soy face. This emote Is frequently used by Twitch viewers when something dramatic, surprising or unexpected happens on a livestream.

Science? BatChest
Star Wars? BatChest
Anime? BatChest
Marvel? BatChest
Tax Fraud? BatChest

New Fortnite update?
BatChest !

Amongus?
BatChest !

BatChest: WOWZERS!
BatChest: CHILLS!
BatChest: I LOVE STAR WARS!
BatChest: OH MY GOD!

BatChest: NO WAY!
BatChest: HOLY COW!

by Sumaka_ August 23, 2021