by J Schulz January 04, 2007
When one is too embarassed to admit that he/she has farted, thus blaming the noise, which closely resembles the noise of flatulence, on barking spiders.
(Man in elevator farts)
Other man: What the hell was that?
Man: I dunno. Damn barking spiders.
Guy 1: Dude I was on a date and totally ripped ass.
Guy 2: Should've just told her it was a barking spider.
Guy 1: Dammit, I didn't even think of it.
Other man: What the hell was that?
Man: I dunno. Damn barking spiders.
Guy 1: Dude I was on a date and totally ripped ass.
Guy 2: Should've just told her it was a barking spider.
Guy 1: Dammit, I didn't even think of it.
by mollyollyoxenfree July 01, 2010
Same as rat dog; a small, usually noisy dog typically weighing less than 10 to 15 pounds. Often capitalized Barking Rat.
Britney: "Oh, how cute! A Mexican Barking Rat!"
Rachel: "No, it's a Chihuahua"
Britney: "Like I said..."
Rachel: "No, it's a Chihuahua"
Britney: "Like I said..."
by For Whom the Bell Trolls June 13, 2006
Same as rat dog; a small, usually noisy dog typically weighing less than 10 to 15 pounds. Often capitalized Barking Rat.
Britney: "Oh, how cute! A Mexican Barking Rat!"
Rachel: "No, it's a Chihuahua"
Britney: "Like I said..."
Rachel: "No, it's a Chihuahua"
Britney: "Like I said..."
by For Whom the Bell Trolls June 13, 2006
A sudden flatulent emission that is much louder than a normal "fart". Volume, timbre, and additional semi-solid anal discharge. This can occur on its own, or due to temporary weakness in sphincter muscles associated with a sneeze or cough.
I need to go get a change of clothes... I mud barked pretty bad when I had that coughing fit earlier.
by nicensafe January 09, 2011
by mimi2006 May 29, 2019
When some talks about doing something but doesn't
by queenoffriends September 08, 2016