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Star spangled banner

When you have 50 dingleberries stuck in your asshole hair and you bend over and spread it wide in front of a fan to dry out.
Hey ma! Uncle Garfield’s got a star spangled banner.”
by Ickybrainfartsyndrome April 3, 2023
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Bruce Banner Penis Syndrome

Bruce Banner Penis Syndrome (otherwise known as BBPS or being a 'grower not a shower) is what happens when your penis is soft it is small and when hard it is large.

Much as how when Bruce Banner is calm he is small and puny Banner, and when he is angry he is huge and angry Hulk.
Girl: Hey are you a grower or a shower?

Guy: I actually have Bruce Banner Penis Syndrome

Girl: ...so a grower?
by That ass July 22, 2022
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janner banner

A bedsheet, normally white in colour with discolouration, hung over a pedestrian walkway or bridge in the Plymouth area visible to passing motorists either painted or penned denoting a birthday or special occasion. Usually left in situ for days, weeks, or months after the occasion.
‘Ere it’s Stevo’s bifday next week, let’s put up janner banner for him near asdas so everyones can see it. I’ve got some cum sheets we can use and I nicked some paint from Homebase last week.
by Plymouth Boy February 27, 2023
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banner pooch

The dog justed pulled a banner pooch
by ORRIN_757_ January 28, 2018
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Bannered

When you spend all your time and money on a girl and never get laid. You've been bannered.
Yo man you bought all that shit for her and still didnt get any!?. She hooked up with another guy!? ... dude you got bannered!
by Hater 408 August 12, 2018
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Banner

A wonderful guy that would do anything for the people he loves. He will love you for who you are
Girl1: Banner is such a great guy. I wish he was my boyfriend
Girl 2: Too bad cause he is already mine
by LoverGirl2025 December 28, 2021
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Noah banner boy

Slightly annoying very funny banner obsessed loves his dogs
Noah banner boy is obsessed with banner
by I am nothing and no one October 27, 2020
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