ate the cake

1. To reduce to ruin; devastate. 2. To injure (a thing) irretrievably. 3. The downfall, decay, or destruction of anything important.

"We could have won the game in overtime when Percival had the breakaway on the open net, but he totally ate the cake, and we lost."
"I knew I ate the cake when I got caught making out with the boss's daughter in his jacuzzi."
"Margaret knew she ate the cake when she realized that the neighbour's dog she was looking after ate her retainer."

by Quentin Lancaster April 30, 2008

Ate ass

To have fallen down, preferably in a tragic-yet-hilarious manner.

Yo, I just ate ass outside of a Starbucks and sprained my ankle.

by iCanEven April 26, 2019

ate up

the run-down feeling after doing drugs.

Man, after we rolled last night, I was ate up the next two days.

by bell June 29, 2003

ate-rape

To catch a female off guard and perform oral sex on her.

#1 -- "Tasha, Damon ate-raped me last nite -- I woke up at 3 o'clock in there morning and he was down there going for it!"

#2 -- Dena knew that today's ate-raping performed by Steve was
excellent because he got her as soon as she walked thru the door and without hesitation.

by VaNellie!!!! October 31, 2007

Too Ate

Having eaten too much - A state of extreme fullness.

"Christmas breakfast, then lunch - now dinner. I'm too ate."

by mawderrn December 28, 2016

Ate a bible

When someone does something so unspeakable. Something too gross or sexual to say out loud

He went to his a house and let's juts say they ate a bible

by Sonét November 06, 2017

ate a ticket

getting busted by pigs

Thanks for coming out to the cornhole tournament. It was a blast!! Unfortunately the cops were not intrigued by my bag hucking skills and so I ate a ticket. Venmo is @huckbags and the digits are 42069

by 69loverneverdoer November 09, 2021