Asswipe

Someone one who does stupid stuff.

My best friend is such an asswipe when he tries to be funny.

by Aprilbar January 20, 2010

Asswipe

A disgusting, stupid, arrogant or annoying person with no principles or restraint.

Donald Trump could drink regular Coke and still be an asswipe.

I wouldn’t let my teen daughter go out with that asswipe, Matt Gaetz.

by The Real Canadian April 13, 2021

asswipe

a person you'd just as soon be rid of

"Nami, you're a friggin asswipe."

by kitznegari November 11, 2006

asswipe

1. something that you wipe your ass with. afterwards it is thrown in the trash because it is that bad. usually referring to a person who is being stupid or mean.

You're an asswipe for making her cry.

by Spanish Exchange 2006 April 10, 2006

asspie

A disgusting-tasting pie.

"I hope they're not serving any of that asspie today!"

by Bethany November 9, 2003

Asspie

The product created when spreading ones ass cheeks and spackling the space between with cherry filling

Dane's mom really knows how to make a good asspie

by B_don October 16, 2011

Asswipe

Someone who was concieved as a result of "back to front" wiping after anal sex

I'm your dad Asswipe.

by BigRob78 January 11, 2008