Ask a ninja

Used in reply to questions that nobody in the current group can possibly know. A reference to the popular Youtube sensation "Ask a Ninja" in which a guy dressed up as a ninja answers email questions about ninjas in random ways.

Person #1: Why would Sarah dump me?

Person #2: Dude, ask a ninja. How should I know...

by Sketchface May 28, 2010

Didnt ask

The thing someone says when they cant argue anymore and know you are right, Typically said in a bitchy tone by that one tiktok "Star" who you are 90% sure will be homeless when they grow up

Guy 1; you are a fucking bitch; you know that
Guy 2; Oop, didnt ask tsktsktsk

by RacistKid November 8, 2020

don’t ask

Implies that someone did something obvious, and does not want to be questioned about it.

Wife: how many Michelobs did you drink for dinner?

Husband: Don’t ask...

by VD Peruvian October 15, 2017

Didn't Ask

Used in a situation where a person is voicing their opinion on a matter that no one asked about.

***Group of people talking about which is their favourite episode of the big bang theory ***
Lowell: "Did you guys know that Sekiro is a harder and more advanced game than Dark souls"
Gristian Gorbett: "Didn't ask"

by ghostyboi91 May 12, 2021

WHO ASKED

Who Asked is commonly used in pointless internet arguments when the opponent runs out of meaningful things to say, often times this is an addition of weakness.

Greg: my grandmother died
George: Who?
Greg: My Grandmother-
George: WHO ASKED

by Ssynicil March 31, 2023

ask derrick

derrick is a claw hammer, whose decision is usually final. when faced with a decision, derrick always obliges a suitable answer. derrick can decide if a vehicle part is suitable for resale, if a window should be open, or if the office calculator needs replacing.

is that switch fucked?
i dont know, let me ask derrick.
(swift firm downward smashing action to the switch)
yep, its fucked!

boss, can we have a new calculator?
no.
but derrick decided we need a new one?

by george was a goldfish May 12, 2013

Didn't ask

A phrase that maybe 1% of people use with a reason, it is supposed to convey indifference in an edgy manner but more often than not it is thrown when there's nothing to contribute to a discussion or argument. Currently it is almost exclusively used by individuals with marginal intelligence, zero empathy and complete lack of conversational skills like redditors, 4channers, twatters and middle schoolers.

Person 1: Hey, to anyone who doesn't know yet, J hasn't been answering because he's in the hospital.

Person 2: Didn't ask.

Everyone: Christ, shut up dumbass.

by Fat-Bastard March 3, 2022