person 1: dude... i think im a zoophile...
person 2:thats not a sexuality I HOPE YOU FUCKING BURN IN HELL
person 2:thats not a sexuality I HOPE YOU FUCKING BURN IN HELL
by Sunflowern February 7, 2022
Get the Zoophile mug.The art/ act of defecating on your sexual partner's chest while they sleep. Usually performed under the stimulating effects of Ludacris' masterpiece "Sex Room."
After a night of wild anal sex, Flavius Jaqurius Green Kennedy Jr. waited until I (d'Isiah T. Billings-Clyde) fell asleep and I awoke to him Zooping on my chest. It was the most romantic experience of my life.
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A zoophile is someone who has meaningful relationships with animals. not just sex. The act of fucking, or more accurately, raping an animal is beastiality.
by tucuxi3 September 28, 2003
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Get the zoomoosh mug.A Zoofondo is a simpleton possesing unmatched comedic skills to compensate.
A master of Deadpan humor.
A master of Deadpan humor.
A Zoofondo would say something like: "Yea ... you're strong, but I like to bring you back down to earth by saying things like 'I could always just shoot you in the head. Then you'd just die.' Just to let ya know ".
Something that oculd be said about a zoofondo: "Sure he's not all that bright, but damn...he really is a zoofondo."
Something that oculd be said about a zoofondo: "Sure he's not all that bright, but damn...he really is a zoofondo."
by QueenSammich April 28, 2005
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Get the Zompox mug.See fursona. An anthropomorphic, animal-like, representation of a person's identity.
The term originated and gained minor popularity from tweets, tumblr posts, and DeviantArt pages following the widespread success of the Disney film "Zootopia." The film brought many aspects of the long-standing furry fandom into mainstream culture. Examples include: animals walking upright, holding everyday jobs, maintaining relationships, and both the difficulties and appeal of predator/prey cultural challenges in today's society.
The term originated and gained minor popularity from tweets, tumblr posts, and DeviantArt pages following the widespread success of the Disney film "Zootopia." The film brought many aspects of the long-standing furry fandom into mainstream culture. Examples include: animals walking upright, holding everyday jobs, maintaining relationships, and both the difficulties and appeal of predator/prey cultural challenges in today's society.
You do not have a zootopiasona. You have a fursona. You are a furry.
Robin Hood Fox did not have filthy, dungeon, bondage sex just so you can go calling it a zootopiasona, young man. Now put on your con badge and tail like a good fluffy.
Bill: I just disowned my son.
Bob: Why? Is he gay?
Bill: No it's worse than that. He dresses like an animal.
Bob: {GASP} One of them FURFAGS?!
Bill: Hey those freaks are fine. But worse. He called it a 'zootopiasona.' He could have at least been a respectable furry and called himself 'Wolf Dragon Star Rainbow Claw' or something. Fuck. I'll never live it down.
Robin Hood Fox did not have filthy, dungeon, bondage sex just so you can go calling it a zootopiasona, young man. Now put on your con badge and tail like a good fluffy.
Bill: I just disowned my son.
Bob: Why? Is he gay?
Bill: No it's worse than that. He dresses like an animal.
Bob: {GASP} One of them FURFAGS?!
Bill: Hey those freaks are fine. But worse. He called it a 'zootopiasona.' He could have at least been a respectable furry and called himself 'Wolf Dragon Star Rainbow Claw' or something. Fuck. I'll never live it down.
by Illumiknotty July 28, 2016
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