yotube

this is what happens when idiots spell Youtube wrong...

Google Search: www.yotube.com
You: Ohh maaan!

by djs1124 October 25, 2011

Yousef

(Noun) impeccable perfect symmetric guy, a king, hot as hell, long dick and perfect teeth
Every girl would suck for him for free
Always a winner and he never lose
Perfect at boyfriending his exs cries at 1 AM everyday texting him they want him back

I always pray for god to get me some yousef

by uruel June 9, 2018

yousof

the king of memes, attractive, and every guy wants to be his friend due to his amazing attitude

yousof is my homie

by khiyara bin tamatim December 8, 2018

Youssef

A guy who will always piss you off no matter what he also is a stuck up idiot who always thinks he’s right and will flex everything he owns. But his jokes are funny even if they’re racist or rude and he doesn’t care what people think.

You’re such a youssef

by Oops_I_Screwed_Up February 16, 2020

The Youse Test

A criteria for evaluating potential flatmates. If they use the word 'youse' (the plural of you) in conversation, they have failed the test and will not be accepted as a flatmate.

You're the only one in the running so far, the peasant who showed up before you failed the youse test.

by the oob April 4, 2009

per yoush

Abbreviation for "usual"

Going to the bar and hanging out with friends, as per yoush.

by dagangsta187 January 27, 2012

Dirty Yousef

The sexual act of having the female get down on all fours while the other participant grabs her hair, pulling violently back, until her hair can be inserted anally.

That gymnast is so flexible I bet she could handle a Dirty Yousef

by Professional Hooker July 27, 2021