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Wobble

A method of masturbation where a girl sits on her foot and rocks forward and back 'till she comes. Often processed in crowded classrooms where it is inapropriate to masturbate in public.
Man it was crowded in there! i had to wobble to get my relief.
by Daihlily April 26, 2007
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word wobbles

When one is working with any computer word-processing program, and it begins to become non-responsive and/or performs strange, unexplained functions, often resulting in the computer freezing and/or loss of the entire document.
The term is derived from the skateboarding vernacular term "speed wobbles," which is when a skateboard begins to tightly swerve uncontrollably from left to right due to excessive speed.
Man, I spent two hours typing my report for Literature class and I got the word wobbles just before the screen went blank.
by Marcus Solomon December 3, 2007
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donkey wobbler

A slang term, predominantly British, for ketamine. This derives from ketamine's original purpose as a veterinary tranquilizer.
Tom got utterly wasted on donkey wobbler at Slimelight, did you see him?
by starebynight February 8, 2005
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wobble wagging

its a man who carnt get enough of waggin his wily about
ooooo yeh i was wobble wagging last night
by XxJennyxX July 19, 2007
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wobblefruit

(n) UK slang term for the US product "Jello".
Mr. Hollingberrydale: Butter your dish for you, guvna?
Mrs. Featherbottom: No, I'll have my wobblefruit dry today, thank you.
by nogs_42 January 16, 2011
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wobble hug

The act of hugging someone and wobbling back and forth while hugging said person
Hey can I have a wobble hug
by Irish potato February 7, 2020
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Wobbleton

A Wobbleton is a word used to describe an individual that has characteristics consistent with being a Wobbleton, that being wobbly behaviour.

This can be a result of substance abuse but in most cases this is a reflection of who the individual is as a person and they never change.

Some wobbly symptoms can be: Lying, being tight with money, being lazy, ruining atmosphere or only thinking about ones self.
This term originated in the English county of "Essex", but can be applied to people worldwide, and if you or someone you know has some of these symptoms, you may just be wobblier than a Jelly!
That Nico is a right Wobbleton

"Wobbly" verb used for describing a Wobbleton:
Michael seems rather Wobbly this evening

"Wobble" shorter abbreviation of Wobbleton:
Egh, that Jason was a right Wobble last night.
by KanveyNipper August 24, 2021
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