Laser Lock

A Laserdisc (laser Video Disc, Laser Vision Video Disc, Discovision, etc.)manufacturing error in which a foreign object, like dust or dirt, makes its way onto the aluminum core of the disc before the protective layer is put on, rendering certain parts of the disc unplayable. Essentially, the laser does not know where to go when the object blocks the groove. The playback on a disc infected with laser lock depends on being either a Standard Play or Extended Play disc. Laser Lock can usually be skipped over on a Standard play disc, but an Extended Play disc is not as easy to skip and you might not be able to play a lot of what's not infected. On a Standard Play disc, the footage will reverse or skip to another area on the disc. The screen of an extended play disc will turn the same grey that is shown when skipping, but it will stay that way until the laser can find its way back to a clear groove. This is most common with the earliest Discs from the MCA Discovision discs made in the late 70's.

Me: "Hey! The screen just turned gray, Harold did you press skip again?"
Harold: "No, I don't even have the remote"
Me: "*sigh*, its probably just laser lock, see if you can get to the next chapter"

by cheese tips March 22, 2017

Pulling the laser

When you pee inside of your girlfrien´s butt while having sex.

Mark- Damn I have to pee! But I don´t want to go....

Annie- Just pull the laser!

Pulling the laser is easy you just piss inside of her and watch her world fall apart.

by GordanRamsay February 18, 2015

Cunt Laser

1.) General insult. Particularly good for someone (usually drunk) acting like a total bafoon.

2.) The most powerful vagina-based weapon in any woman's arsenal.

1.) Carl is a total cunt laser!

2.) Oh my fuck! Check out the cunt laser on that chick!

by truk213 October 13, 2009

laser goggles

post laser eye surgery side effect of having constant beer goggles.

that girl was hideous but Timmy had his laser goggles going and took her home.

by dave6000 June 22, 2007

Hershey Laser

Diarrhea consisting only of pure fecal liquid with no solid feces contained within it. When expelled from the colon, the contraction of the anal sphincter will focus the diarrhea into an extremely narrow stream. The resulting laser beam can be focused in a specific direction with a distance proportional to the aperture of the sphincter. The color of the beam will vary depending on its source, from a neon yellow to a burnt orange.

Sally misfired her hershey laser in my bathroom last night. Now there's a hole in my toilet seat and a line of diarrhea running halfway up the wall!

by Douche McGernigal November 13, 2009

laser tag

The public bathroom game for males; when in a stall, you and the person in the stall next to you try to pee on each other's shoes under the barrier.

Friend: Hey, why are your shoes all wet?
You: Oh, me and the guy in the stall next to me were playing laser tag.

by Spoony_Bard March 3, 2008

Laser Vision

A term to describe unparalleled focus and a super human ability. Used improperly in the workplace by individuals who desire to sound smart and appear to have a large vocabulary. It is vapid, and when used as a verb, normally provides little to no impact to any conversation. However, Superman could use his "Laser Vision" to see through things and burn stuff. If he worked in an office there would definitely be "Laser Vision."

Joe: "Man it has been a long day. I can't seem to keep up with all of this work and still focus on keeping everyone happy in the front office. I wish I had the "laser Vision" that Jackie has. She is like a super hero who can see what people want and talk her way out of anything.

Sean: "Yeah, I agree", "She definitely uses that "Laser Vision" to target and kiss the right buts around here."

by office slang guru March 6, 2018