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wine flu 

Illness caused by consuming too much wine or other alchoholic beverages
I saw Michael at the bar last night and he was way overserved. Called in sick today, probably has wine flu.
wine flu by The Real Old Christine November 9, 2009
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wine shoes

Large shoes that can also hold bottles of wine.
Oh no, someone already came up with wine shoes... how about candle sandals??
wine shoes by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018
One who enjoys a glass, bottle or vineyard of wine way more than most...
“Deborah intended to drink one glass of wine however, woke up on a wine soiled sofa and no memory of how it happened! Deborah is a right wine-o...”
Wine-o by Deborahs sponsor October 23, 2019

wine gums 

A soft chewy sweet for all the family to enjoy!
"Henri got drunk on wine gums."
wine gums by GirlSkater February 10, 2004

wine enema

A quick way to get drunk. Since alcohol is absorbed in the intestines, a quick route is to fill an enema bag with wine and insert it into the anus and squeeze. Voila. Who needs the calories of imbibing.
Last night Shirley wanted to get drunk, but she didn't feel like drinking. So, we made a wine enema by filling up an enema bag with boons, inserted into her anus, and squeezed.
wine enema by Jarb February 18, 2009

wine O'clock 

a time for wine, often around early evening (5pm-ish). It is similar to "Beer O'Clock" in that it can be anytime a wine appreciator (read: "wino") feels that some good vino might just hit the spot
Man, today was a long day—it's definitely wine o'clock now.