When a midget prostitute goes to the store and buys a large jar of pickles; makes a bikini out of the pickle skin, and then proceeds to have sexual intercourse with a hippo.
In order to win her men over, sequoia performs the whackin n pickles routine; fortunately it has never failed.
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by dan-squared November 2, 2008
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Slang term for masturbation.
Any man born with a penis and a hand with at least a thumb and 2 fingers should be able to accomplish the feat.
Step 1: Find a good place to remove penis from pants. Suggestion: Shower, bedroom, dusty attic.
Step 2: Withdraw penis from pants.
Step 3: Double check location for humans and house pets. If they see you it could be uncomfortable.
Step 4: Open hand, place penis in hand, get a firm grip around your 'cock'. Lotion may be necessary to prevent chafing.
Step 5: Stroke penis with hand either gently or feverishly (or both).
Step 6: Repeat step 5 over and over until white fluid is ejected from the mushroom shaped head sitting atop the shaft. This should feel exquisite.
Any man born with a penis and a hand with at least a thumb and 2 fingers should be able to accomplish the feat.
Step 1: Find a good place to remove penis from pants. Suggestion: Shower, bedroom, dusty attic.
Step 2: Withdraw penis from pants.
Step 3: Double check location for humans and house pets. If they see you it could be uncomfortable.
Step 4: Open hand, place penis in hand, get a firm grip around your 'cock'. Lotion may be necessary to prevent chafing.
Step 5: Stroke penis with hand either gently or feverishly (or both).
Step 6: Repeat step 5 over and over until white fluid is ejected from the mushroom shaped head sitting atop the shaft. This should feel exquisite.
I enjoy feverishly whackin my cock in my dusty attic while rats bite at my toes and scrotum any chance I get.
I think about big fat Jamaican women when I am whackin my schlong. They make good grits and have jungle titties. I want to stick my penis in their large, dark, cavernous vaginas.
I think about big fat Jamaican women when I am whackin my schlong. They make good grits and have jungle titties. I want to stick my penis in their large, dark, cavernous vaginas.
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Used to replace wack (during lame or contemptible occasions), he commonly uses it in his videos, in which he would usually enter yodieland.
Used to replace wack (during lame or contemptible occasions), he commonly uses it in his videos, in which he would usually enter yodieland.
by yodiefan November 3, 2022
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by Real big ween June 8, 2018
Get the Weed Wacking mug.When a multitude of guys, usually gay, smack their wieners against their friends’ wieners at a very fast pace. They tend to all join together in a circular formation to begin the game. Traditionally, the person who stays in the circle the longest wins. (Bruises and lost pubic hair should be expected)
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