Wessel

The word given to define a person who considers himself to know everything there is to know - depsite the fact that he knows nothing! Everyone else around them knows this ... and he seems oblivious to the fact!

I can't stand this guy, he's such a Wessel !

by Malamute69 February 4, 2010

smith & wesson .500

the only handgun that you can stand behind someone and still get wind from a .50 cal. bullet. most powerful handgun on earth.

friend: tom just shot the smith & wesson .500! *jizz*
me: man have his balls dropped

by biggungoboomwoa July 9, 2010

Smith and Wesson

When a woman is on all four, head down ass up etc., and another party inserts pointer and middle finger in to the vagina and thumb in to anus. In order to successfully complete this move you will be making a pistol type shape with hand.

B: Did you bang that girl last night?

M: Yeah I gave her the Smith and Wesson

by RealChez May 29, 2017

the wessels

when fucking a chick up the ass, after spraying a load, the act of sucking/licking all jizz out the asshole, and re administering it into the beoches mouth

Last weekend, I pulled the wessels on wessels.

by KCTJ July 30, 2008

wessuh

What's up in a ghetto form

Wessuh y'all

by Sahnia March 10, 2015

The Austin Wesselhoff

When you're taking a stardarized test like the ACT for example, and you start to vomit hoarsely. This will distract most of the people taking the test. Ozzy then will have vomit dripping from his nose and mouth.

The Austin Wesselhoff was used when ozzy puked today during the ACT.

by ACT class June 5, 2011

kings of wessex

A little place that can afford a staff room but not glue sticks

The kings of Wessex think they’re really posh but they are really not.

by Y0ur3m0th3r December 14, 2020