the pull of the weasel

The temptation to do something unethical.

I found a wallet with $100 dollars in it, but resisted the pull of the weasel and returned it intact.

by John Meuser December 12, 2008

wild weasel

A crazy military aviation mission, or those pilots performing the mission, deep into enemy territory to disable Surface to Air Missile sites.

The wild weasels will take care of the SAM site.

by Sonnybobiche January 27, 2004

sales weasel

A derogatory term for a member of sales staff in a typically corporate environment. This term is often employed by technical staff and customer service, who must support the products that the sales weasels have sold, typically without knowing what the heck they're pushing on the customer.

That slimy sales weasel sold this customer something they didn't need and doesn't work, and now they're chewing my ear off!

by redtheda January 13, 2010

wet weasel

To pop off while in the shower

I had company in the house all day so I could only make time for a wet weasel.

by altiarblade July 23, 2014

Wetzel

An unanticipated split in a male's stream of urine occurring as a result of excess semen in the urethra produced in a previous instance of masturbation or sex

Ex. 1) I was caught unawares by the magnitude of my Wetzel, leading to a disastrous leakage of urine onto my bathroom floor.

Ex. 2) I missed the toilet by several feet after experiencing a Wetzel of epic proportions.

by Jwetz August 6, 2014

Weasel burger

Type of austrian beer with a humerous name.

Pint of weasel please.

by stefan May 5, 2004

Stage Weasel

A person who constantly attempts to position themselves in front of you at a show. Stage weasels are obsessed with getting as close as possible to the performer on stage. Most stage weasels are usually female although if male the stage weasel will usually be taller than you.

After the warm-up act is when stage weasels are at their most aggressive.

by I_AM_TORGO December 26, 2008