Wangus Khan

Someone who thinks they can conquer the world with their Wang like the ruler of old.

He thinks he can come in and take all the tang he wants like he is Wangus Khan!

by Gothic May 4, 2005

wankshit

The fine art of having a wank whilst simultaneously taking a dump.

Dude 1: Whatcha get up to last night man?
Dude 2: Stayed in and had a well good wankshit.
Dude 1: Sweet!

by psyclopse October 20, 2007

Wanksta Faggot

A perfect description of Ja Rule. Anyone who offends: G-Unit, 50 Cent, Eminem, D12, Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, etc.

too obvious to explain

by Anonymous22 September 2, 2005

wanksta

an ordinary faker choosing to pose as a gangsta; often a DORK who either doesn't understand what they want, or, more often, knows what they want but decides every day to ignore their reasonable wants and needs for the sake of appearing "cool" and "hard," which never works out for them in any way.

see also: loser, pathetic, wannabe, poser, flambiguous;

So I see you're a WANKSTA today? What's the plan for next week? You'll pretend to be yourself?

by BnarD71 May 7, 2008

Wankshaft

A term that indicates something being utterly pointless, like a chocolate teapot, a man who is afraid of spiders or a Palestinian passport.

The phrase coming from the idea that the shaft, the length of the male member, is solely being employed for wanking and not for procreation.

The sin of Onan, or onanism, is not now inherent in its use as it is rarely used to describe actual masterbatory practices, but more usually the extrapolation of the term wank as a noun.

Whilst the term wanker is usually used in either vitriol or as a term of endearment, the word wankshaft always implies digust and disdain.

"Hey, isn't that Piers Morgan"
"Wadda fucking wankshaft"
"How did he even get a job over here?"
"Coz he was so useful uncovering War Crimes as editor of the Mirror they thought they'd put him to good use working out if The Hoff = "American's Got Talent" - its like algebra or summit"

by RastaVari October 26, 2013

world of wankshaft

derogatory term used to describe the popular game, world of warcraft

Hey cecil, don't you hate those cunts who don't come to the pub because they're addicted to playing world of wankshaft?

by tk tommy January 22, 2007

Wanksta

A person that pretends to be a banger but aint... It does not mean white gangster. White gangsters are commonly called wankstas yet wanksta simply means a person who is not accepted by the gang community.

Ayo look at that wanksta over there tryin to bang with the bloods
somebody gotta straighten his ass out son

by TheDogIsOut February 23, 2008