Randall Wise

Tall ginger with a huge cock that is known for fucking your mom
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wise-person

a non-gender-specific term for someone who is wise; a girl who has "wise" as a part of her name but might get angry if called "wise-woman"
Kaytlin Wiseman is a wise-person.
by cofcchick April 13, 2009
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Wise Alice

The female equivalent of “Smart Alec”. A wise guy… er, girl who always has a witty comeback for everything and portrays herself as bold, outspoken, and playfully mischievous
Warren: Very funny Wise Alice. Now sit down and shut up!

Kate: No!
by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010
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wordly wise

A horible english vocab learning book that is hell.
Teacher: Ok this year we are going to be using wordly wise books.
students: F***. ****Jumps out nearby windows while on the seventh floor****
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counter-wise

Contrary to many beliefs, counter-wise is the action of contrary.
Marshall: Guys I'm only jacking off in front of my pc.
Dick: Counter-wise, nobody gives two shits.
by Squirtzing July 17, 2010
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Wise man

A guy who was a hippie in the 1960's hippie generation and who now has joined the neohippie movement. So called because he has a lot of experence with being a hippie in the 1960's to pass along to second hippie generation.
John's dad's a wise man he was at the first woodstock.
by Deep blue 2012 April 6, 2010
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get wise

suggestion for the 'dim' or 'weak witted'!! indication more valuable, "non-disposable" information is available for use, than what is presently being (or has been) observed and/or "in-gear"!
you chug-a-lugged a mixture of sweet 'cohols' and wondered why you were a 'deffing machine'? -GET WISE!!

you got that little girl preg-o-not 'cause you wouldn't wear a 'garbage bag'??? -GET WISE!!

you cracked a 'piece of meat' and didn't realize a 'price' was involved? -GET WISE!!

you don't want to 'get rammy' with it like a bull in the china shop...-GET WISE!!
by michael foolsley February 1, 2010
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