Utter Fucculence

The systematic failure of all technology required to perform a simple task

Dan: What's going on there?
Mel: Utter fucculence; first the email tried refusing an attachment, then it refused to send. Eric tried sms'ing it but his phone froze, which it's never done before.

by Brever February 08, 2023

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Utter domination

Species of dog that has trained itself that whenever it needs to flip a card trick it comes up Aces

Ace dog prowled into the set and when he flipped his cards he flipped all Aces and smoked everyone with utter domination.

by Sixtoomanycatz August 13, 2018

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fleshy utter

is when you suck on nipples and then they look like a cows utters. then you take the milk you sucked and insert it only the clitoris. the nipple milk will travel through the body and make you horny!

i'm going to fleshy utter you tonight!

by explicit101 November 02, 2016

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derangement, insanity, and utter hellholery

Astoria.

Random recruit: "Yo bro how would you define Astoria?"
Me, who's seen how fucking stupid the server is: "Derangement, insanity, and utter hellholery."

by omnicontrol October 12, 2023

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