Turbodouche

(tə bəu) (dōōsh) - Noun: The penultimate douchebag; aggressive in their quest to outdo other douchbags in their douchebaggery. See: Paris Hilton, Justin Bieber, their fans, et alia.

Only surpassed in douchebaggery by the older, more experienced douchebags: The Biggest Douche In the Universe.

Jean: Did you see that Justin Bieber is yet again regaling us with his exploits?

Jeannie: What a fucking turbodouche.

by Retard Yoke November 22, 2014

turboitis

1. A disease caused be lack of turbo
2.When you haven’t been around a turbo lately and you start making turbo noises with your mouth

James got Turboitis again, his truck must have broke down

by Extremetturboitis November 1, 2017

Turbo Simp

Someone who is not just a Simp , but a person that goes beyond the boundaries of simpness and reaches new simp horizons

Hey dude , isn't Alexander Turbo Simping for Maria?

He totally is dude . Last night he said he could die for her and she wouldn't have to do anything in return.

by SimpSlayer43413 July 4, 2020

turbo mode

full of energy; strong emotion to accomplish something

I was in turbo mode during this semester.

by ash_ole December 14, 2020

turbo dad

‘Busy fucking Dad who can do it all’

‘Makes the rest of the dads look pony’

‘Squeeze as much as you can in one day and life will not come to a stand still’

Yeah, he is a turbo Dad, gives it full send 24/7 with his lad’

by Louis Lawson August 10, 2022

Turbo dick

(n) is when you mount a girl and give her the dick so fast and hard that you reach completion within 5-12 seconds. If she finishes you fucked up. Membling turbo dick under your breath is strongly encouraged to increase effectiveness.

Matt Brewer just gave you the turbo dick.

by The real Cookie Monster September 29, 2013

Turbo nigger

A Nigger faster than the average Nigger.

"Damn that nigger is fast ,David, " "Yup, he's a turbo nigger, Sebastian".

by david November 9, 2006