trumpetor

One who touts the attributes of Donald Trump as if they were praiseworthy.

My friend is such a lover of anything associated with the Trumps I told him he was such a 'trumpetor' !

by Autumnlady1104 March 13, 2017

tromplet

The early version of a trombone.

"The tromplet was making funny noises during the song."

by Lennythehappyflower February 8, 2022

pork trumpet

fuckin.... like.. a raw ass weiner...

Bro 1: Dude, did you ever hook up with that fat chick last night?

Bro 2: Yeah dude, she blew my pork trumpet then i got the shit outta there.

by Porky McTrumpet August 7, 2007

Shiny Trumpet

The act of shoving an entire bar of soap up ones rectum.

I just gave myself the greatest Shiny Trumpet in the shower this morning.

by titaniumtyrant April 26, 2014

Funky Trumpet

When receiving a blowjob, the female blows hard on the tip of your cock, causing you to fart.

Yeah man, Felicia was giving me some dome last night when I felt a fart coming on so I asked her to blow on the tip of my cock, she couldn't stop laughing after she heard the sweet serenade of the funky trumpet.

by poon_lord September 22, 2015

Piccolo Trumpet

The worlds most awesome instrument, only instrument better than the trumpet. You can't get higher than a piccolo trumpet, this beast of an instrument makes flutes jealous. This instrument is the loudest instrument which shows the Dominance that all trumpet players have! Whenever we get dissed, we get it you're hella jealous of our bossness.

Hey, why can't you come into work today?
I have to show the ladies how cool I am in band.
Oh really? What instrument do you play?
Piccolo Trumpet.
Oh shit dude, I didn't know you were a literal god.

by Smacking Everything December 14, 2016

Timmy Trumpet

a Australian DJ who produces bangers and was must well known for his single "Freaks" with Savage. He also has some of the best lives under his belt.

hey bro! have you listen to some of Timmy Trumpet's songs lately?

yeah bro!

by Sodanic April 21, 2019