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tonsil tonic

A nourishing balm sourced from the spunkstick. Reputed to have many health-enhancing properties when administered orally.
I delivered a dose of tonsil tonic and her sore throat cleared up immediately.
by Irritatus Maximus December 25, 2007
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Tonsildicktomy

ton-sil-dick-to-my ton-suhl-dick-tuh-mee
noun, plural ton-sil-dick-to-mies.
the operation of pulverizing tonsils into mush with a penis or penis-like apparatus.
"Wow, he was so huge he gave me a tonsildicktomy."

"I'd take a tonsildicktomy over a Dirty Sanchez any day of the week, except Sundays."

"Honey, let's not use the jackhammer attachment this time. It gave me a real tonsildicktomy."
by The Burglar of Turds February 17, 2013
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toolshed day

The annual white person holiday on October 1st in which a game of tug of war is played and the loser gets sewn to the toolshed. If you're lucky, you'll get a visit from butterman.
Oh no! I lost the game of tug of war! Get the sewing machine.

Butterman visited you on toolshed day! No way!
by GA Bees May 21, 2017
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Tonsil Stick

Long, fat cock. The skull fucking kind. Known to pound and bruise the tonsils.
Her throat is all banged up from my tonsil stick.

I couldn’t breath with his tonsil stick down my throat.
by Eaton Holgoode October 23, 2017
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Tools Crazy

The opposite of “Tools Down”. I’m flat out mate, over the top busy.
I can’t believe how busy it is. It’s Tools Crazy.
by Ringo22 April 23, 2020
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Tonsil Hammer

I plan to introduce her to my tonsil hammer tonight after dinner.

My uncle made me gag on his tonsil hammer.

I hooked up with a random last night. I was expecting average but wound up getting skull fucked by a tonsil hammer.
by Dick Onchin October 4, 2020
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Negative toon force

"Negative Toon Force" refers to the concept of taking the exaggerated and surreal abilities typically associated with traditional Toon Force, which are often used for comedic and lighthearted effects, and applying them in a darker or more unsettling manner. This results in actions, behaviors, and outcomes that are disturbing, chaotic, or even violent within the context of a fictional universe.

1. The character's ability to distort reality with negative toon force created an eerie and nightmarish atmosphere in the cartoon, showcasing a darker side of cartoon physics.

2. The cartoon villain harnessed negative toon force, causing inanimate objects to transform into grotesque and menacing forms as part of his sinister plan.

3. The show's episode took a darker turn as the protagonist encountered a character with negative toon force, resulting in unsettling and disturbing interactions that deviated from the usual comedic tone.

4. The artist's portrayal of negative toon force transformed the cheerful cartoon world into a haunting and twisted landscape, blurring the lines between whimsy and horror.

5. The antagonist's manipulation of negative toon force turned harmless pranks into macabre and violent events, introducing an element of darkness to the otherwise lighthearted series.
Here's an example of a character with Negative Toon Force traits:

**Cartoon Cat (Trevor Henderson Creations)**: Cartoon Cat is known for its unsettling abilities and eerie behavior. It can shape-shift its body in disturbing ways, distort reality, and appear unexpectedly in unsettling locations. Its actions often create a sense of unease and horror, showcasing Negative Toon Force characteristics through its unsettling and surreal abilities.
by Michelle6000 August 20, 2023
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